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Beetlejuice: Handbook for the Recently Deceased Hardcover Ruled Journal

Beetlejuice: Handbook for the Recently Deceased Hardcover Ruled Journal

  • Author: Insight Editions
  • Publisher: Insights
  • ISBN: 9781683833338
  • Category: Performing Arts
  • Page: 192
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Celebrate your love of Beetlejuice with this deluxe journal based on the hit movie, just in time for the thirtieth anniversary in 2018. The 1988 Tim Burton movie Beetlejuice is an endearing classic. Now fans can enjoy this deluxe journal, which is an authentic replica of the Handbook for the Recently Deceased used by the characters in the film. With sturdy construction and sewn binding, this journal lies flat, and the 192 ruled, acid-free pages of high-quality heavy stock paper take both pen and pencil nicely to invite a flow of inspiration. Includes a ribbon placeholder, elastic closure, and 7.5 x 4.5–inch back pocket perfect for holding photographs and mementos. BEETLEJUICE and all related characters and elements are trademarks of and © Warner Bros. Entertainment Inc. (s18)

The Original Handbook for the Recently Deceased

The Original Handbook for the Recently Deceased

  • Author: Claude Needham
  • Publisher: Gateways Books & Tapes
  • ISBN: 9780895560681
  • Category: Humor
  • Page: 121
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Covers such topics as etiquette during one's own funeral, fun games to play when you are dead, how to tell where you are, how to put up with eternity, and much more.

Beetlejuice: Handbook for the Recently Deceased Deluxe Note Card Set (With Keepsake Book Box)

Beetlejuice: Handbook for the Recently Deceased Deluxe Note Card Set (With Keepsake Book Box)

  • Author: Insight Editions
  • Publisher: Insights
  • ISBN: 9781683833406
  • Category: Performing Arts
  • Page: 192
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Celebrate your love of Beetlejuice with this deluxe note card set based on the hit movie, just in time for the thirtieth anniversary! The 1988 Tim Burton movie Beetlejuice is an endearing classic. Now fans can enjoy this unique note card set and keepsake box modeled after the Handbook for the Recently Deceased used by the characters in the film. Including a pocket journal, twenty note cards, envelopes, and sticker seals, this is the ultimate gift for fans to share their love of Beetlejuice with friends near and far. BEETLEJUICE and all related characters and elements are trademarks of and © Warner Bros. Entertainment Inc. (s18)

Handbook for the Recently Deceased

Handbook for the Recently Deceased

  • Author: Tony Stubbs
  • Publisher: Dandelion Enterprises
  • ISBN: 9781934280812
  • Category: Family & Relationships
  • Page: 86
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Inspired by the movie "Beetlejuice," this resource reveals what can be expected when one crosses over and arrives on the Soul Plane. In an irreverent and humorous style, Stubbs takes a lighthearted look at how a person should prepare for the afterlife.

So Now You're a Zombie

So Now You're a Zombie

A Handbook for the Newly Undead

  • Author: John Austin
  • Publisher: Chicago Review Press
  • ISBN: 9781613742860
  • Category: Humor
  • Page: 224
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All aspects of the zombie lifestyle are surveyed in this satirical take on an orientation manual for the newly undead. From how one became a zombie in the first place and the stages of zombification to survival mechanisms, this handbook offers specific advice on everything a fresh zombie needs to know about "life" expectancy, hunting techniques, hitching a ride, hand-to-mouth combat, and feeding etiquette. Instructions for extracting the living from boarded up farmhouses and broken down vehicles are included along with dozens of helpful diagrams outlining attack strategies such as the Ghoul Reach, the Flanking Zak, the Bite Hold, and the Aerial Fall for securing human prey and their all-important flesh and brains.

Coloring Book for the Recently Deceased

Coloring Book for the Recently Deceased

The Coloring Book People Are Dying to Get Their Hands On!

  • Author: Recently Press
  • Publisher: CreateSpace
  • ISBN: 9781515020905
  • Category:
  • Page: 132
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Now Get The Most Amazing Coloring Book For The Recently Deceased In The Universe While Supplies Last! As Seen On ABC, NBC, CBS and Fox! Stunningly Haunted Pages You Are Sure To Love! Take Action Now! People Are Dying To Get Their Hands On This Spooktaculous Coloring Book! Secure Your Copies With Free 2 Day Prime Shipping!

A Newcomer's Guide to the Afterlife

A Newcomer's Guide to the Afterlife

On the Other Side Known Commonly as The Little Book

  • Author: Daniel Quinn
  • Publisher: Bantam
  • ISBN: 0307428699
  • Category: Fiction
  • Page: 160
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The guide of choice for anyone who plans to die someday--are YOU ready for the AFTERLIFE? To find out, take this simple quiz: 1. Like Earth, the Afterlife has celebrities, outcasts, deadheads, losers, and busybodies. True False 2. Is there an Afterlife after the Afterlife? Yes No 3. When you first arrive on "the Other Side," you will be given: a) a set of wings b) a toaster c) a copy of A Newcomer's Guide to the Afterlife Don't worry if you're not sure how to respond. A Newcomer's Guide to the Afterlife has answers to these questions and more--and if you're lucky, some of them may turn out to be right! An irreverent, one-of-a-kind compendium from the award-winning author of Ishmael, A Newcomer's Guide to the Afterlife can be read as a parable, an allegory, a work of fiction--or exactly what it claims to be: a helpful handbook for the recently deceased. It is filled with uncommon wisdom, bizarre imaginings, uncanny perceptions, and unexpected humor. Is it fantastic escapism or a seminal event in human history? Read it and find out.... Face it. The Afterlife is the ultimate test. You might as well study. From the Trade Paperback edition.

The Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy

The Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy

and Other Stories

  • Author: Tim Burton
  • Publisher: Harper Collins
  • ISBN: 0688156819
  • Category: Fiction
  • Page: 128
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From breathtaking stop-action animation to bittersweet modern fairy tales, filmmaker Tim Burton has become known for his unique visual brilliance -- witty and macabre at once. Now he gives birth to a cast of gruesomely sympathetic children -- misunderstood outcasts who struggle to find love and belonging in their cruel, cruel worlds. His lovingly lurid illustrations evoke both the sweetness and the tragedy of these dark yet simple beings -- hopeful, hapless heroes who appeal to the ugly outsider in all of us, and let us laugh at a world we have long left behind (mostly anyway).

The Dead Wife's Handbook

The Dead Wife's Handbook

A Novel

  • Author: Hannah Beckerman
  • Publisher: Skyhorse Publishing, Inc.
  • ISBN: 1628725583
  • Category: Fiction
  • Page: 432
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Rachel, Max, and their daughter Ellie had the perfect life—until the night Rachel’s heart stopped beating. She was thirty-six. Just as her family can’t forget her, Rachel can’t quite let go of them either. Caught in a place between worlds, Rachel watches helplessly as she begins to fade from their lives. This fresh debut novel touches on the various stages of bereavement, from denial to acceptance. As Max and Ellie work through their grief, Rachel too struggles to come to terms with her death. And as her husband starts to date again, Rachel realizes that one day Max will find love, and that Ellie will have a new mother figure in her life. The Dead Wife’s Handbook is a heartwarming and touching book, very commercial in its approach and a compelling read. It will touch a wide readership, and is a perfect read for fans of the bestseller The Lovely Bones. Skyhorse Publishing, as well as our Arcade, Yucca, and Good Books imprints, are proud to publish a broad range of books for readers interested in fiction—novels, novellas, political and medical thrillers, comedy, satire, historical fiction, romance, erotic and love stories, mystery, classic literature, folklore and mythology, literary classics including Shakespeare, Dumas, Wilde, Cather, and much more. While not every title we publish becomes a New York Times bestseller or a national bestseller, we are committed to books on subjects that are sometimes overlooked and to authors whose work might not otherwise find a home.

Rules for Radicals

Rules for Radicals

A Pragmatic Primer for Realistic Radicals

  • Author: Saul Alinsky
  • Publisher: Vintage
  • ISBN: 9780307756893
  • Category: Political Science
  • Page: 224
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First published in 1971, Rules for Radicals is Saul Alinsky's impassioned counsel to young radicals on how to effect constructive social change and know “the difference between being a realistic radical and being a rhetorical one.” Written in the midst of radical political developments whose direction Alinsky was one of the first to question, this volume exhibits his style at its best. Like Thomas Paine before him, Alinsky was able to combine, both in his person and his writing, the intensity of political engagement with an absolute insistence on rational political discourse and adherence to the American democratic tradition. From the Trade Paperback edition.

Dead People Suck

Dead People Suck

A Guide for Survivors of the Newly Departed

  • Author: Laurie Kilmartin
  • Publisher: Rodale
  • ISBN: 1635650003
  • Category: Self-Help
  • Page: 208
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An honest, irreverent, laugh-out-loud guide to coping with death and dying from Emmy-nominated writer and New York Times bestselling co-author of Sh*tty Mom Laurie Kilmartin. Death is not for the faint of heart, and sometimes the best way to cope is through humor. No one knows this better than comedian Laurie Kilmartin. She made headlines by live-tweeting her father’s time in hospice and her grieving process after he passed, and channeled her experience into a comedy special, 45 Jokes About My Dead Dad. Dead People Suck is her hilarious guide to surviving (sometimes) death, dying, and grief without losing your mind. If you are old and about to die, sick and about to die, or with a loved one who is about to pass away or who has passed away, there’s something for you. With chapters like “Are You An Old Man With Daughters? Please Shred Your Porn,” “If Cancer was an STD, It Would Be Cured By Now,” and “Unsubscribing Your Dead Parent from Tea Party Emails,” Laurie Kilmartin guides you through some of life’s most complicated moments with equal parts heart and sarcasm.

The Handbook for the Recently Deceased

The Handbook for the Recently Deceased

  • Author: Ed Russo
  • Publisher: Lulu.com
  • ISBN: 1304960382
  • Category: Religion
  • Page: 76
  • View: 6304
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A humorous Book of the Dead that is for the spirits that have recently died. Living folks can also learn something too. explore everything about the different astral realms that exist. learn what is astral sex, how to scare living folks, and how to achieve immortality by body hopping and much much more.

The Tim Burton Encyclopedia

The Tim Burton Encyclopedia

  • Author: Samuel J. Umland
  • Publisher: Rowman & Littlefield
  • ISBN: 0810892014
  • Category: Performing Arts
  • Page: 298
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Tim Burton has been a major director for a quarter of a century, producing both cult classics and blockbuster films including Edward Scissorhands, Beetlejuice, Ed Wood, Batman, Mars Attacks!, Sweeney Todd, Alice in Wonderland, and Dark Shadows. An A-Z list of all things Burton, including his live action films, his animated features, his shorts, his non-film work, and the collaborators who have helped manifest his unique perspective into memorable works of cinema. The book will highlight Burton’s accomplishments as a visual artist with an uncompromised aesthetic, narrating the evolution of his creative practice from his earliest childhood drawings through his mature works.

Clinical Handbook of Psychological Disorders, Fifth Edition

Clinical Handbook of Psychological Disorders, Fifth Edition

A Step-By-Step Treatment Manual

  • Author: David H. Barlow
  • Publisher: Guilford Publications
  • ISBN: 1462513263
  • Category: Psychology
  • Page: 768
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This clinical reference and widely adopted text is recognized as the premier guide to understanding and treating frequently encountered psychological disorders in adults. Showcasing evidence-based psychotherapy models, the volume addresses the most pressing question asked by students and practitioners--"How do I do it?" Leading authorities present state-of-the-art information on each clinical problem and explain the conceptual and empirical bases of their respective therapeutic approaches. Procedures for assessment, case formulation, treatment planning, and intervention are described in detail. Extended case examples with session transcripts illustrate each component of treatment. New to This Edition *Incorporates treatment innovations, the latest empirical findings, and changes to diagnostic criteria in DSM-5. *Chapter on acceptance-based treatment of generalized anxiety disorder. *Chapter on comorbid depression and substance abuse, demonstrating a transdiagnostic approach. *Chapter on sleep disorders.

The Anarchist Cookbook

The Anarchist Cookbook

  • Author: William Powell
  • Publisher: Lulu Press, Inc
  • ISBN: 1387589660
  • Category: Sports & Recreation
  • Page: N.A
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The Anarchist Cookbook will shock, it will disturb, it will provoke. It places in historical perspective an era when "Turn on, Burn down, Blow up" are revolutionary slogans of the day. Says the author" "This book... is not written for the members of fringe political groups, such as the Weatherman, or The Minutemen. Those radical groups don't need this book. They already know everything that's in here. If the real people of America, the silent majority, are going to survive, they must educate themselves. That is the purpose of this book." In what the author considers a survival guide, there is explicit information on the uses and effects of drugs, ranging from pot to heroin to peanuts. There i detailed advice concerning electronics, sabotage, and surveillance, with data on everything from bugs to scramblers. There is a comprehensive chapter on natural, non-lethal, and lethal weapons, running the gamut from cattle prods to sub-machine guns to bows and arrows.

Measurements of Human Behavior

Measurements of Human Behavior

  • Author: Edward Barrows Greene
  • Publisher: N.A
  • ISBN: 9781258340469
  • Category:
  • Page: 832
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The Spectral Metaphor

The Spectral Metaphor

Living Ghosts and the Agency of Invisibility

  • Author: E. Peeren
  • Publisher: Springer
  • ISBN: 113737585X
  • Category: Literary Criticism
  • Page: 216
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What does it mean to live as a ghost? Exploring spectrality as a metaphor in the contemporary British and American cultural imagination, Peeren proposes that certain subjects – migrants, servants, mediums and missing persons – are perceived as living ghosts and examines how this figuration can signify both dispossession and empowerment or agency.

A Newcomer's Guide to the Afterlife

A Newcomer's Guide to the Afterlife

On the Other Side Known Commonly as "The Little Book"

  • Author: Daniel Quinn,Tom Whalen
  • Publisher: Bantam
  • ISBN: 9780553379792
  • Category: Fiction
  • Page: 160
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A collection of uncommon wisdom, uncanny perceptions, and unexpected humor purports to be a handbook for the recently deceased