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A Taco Walks Into a Bar

Author : Virginia Stockwell
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"My tacos arrived with a fork on the plate. I can only guess it's there to stab taco thieves." A Taco Walks into a Bar is a cookbook for taco and margarita lovers. The Southwest-style recipes are written by personal chef Virginia Stockwell with margarita concoctions authored by spirit evangelist Edward Stockwell. Taco fillings and accoutrement recipes are included plus fajitas, Southwest salads, enchiladas and an assortment of unique recipes like Taco Stuffed Sweet Potatoes, Southwest Quesadillas, Grilled Flank Steak with Corn Salsa, Avocado Dressing, and Tomatillo Salmon with Cauliflower Rice.Personal chef Virginia Stockwell cooks over 50 different healthy dishes a week, so has plenty of recipe development expertise. Married to spirit evangelist and pun king Edward Stockwell, the duo holds enviable dinner parties in their home, usually with tacos and margaritas. Virginia's cooking style is vegetable heavy and emphasizes Southwest flavors. Edward Stockwell has perfected the margarita and shows you how, by the glass and by the growler.

Man Walks Into A Bar 2

Author : Jonathan Swan
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Man Walks Into A Bar 2 is the second volume of the hugely popular and hilariously funny joke book series. A one-stop shop for anyone who likes to hear and tell jokes. The jokes are ordered thematically - wives, husbands, doctors, lawyers, the French, the Germans, jokes about nuns, jokes about monkeys, the lot. There are also regular panels which group jokes by type too - Essex girls, changing a lightbulb etc. Our material will turn you into the toast of your local pub or make you loathed in your own home - remember, it is all in the telling. From the sublimely erudite to stuff Frank Carson would turn down, this book can service you with every joke you'll ever need. Including such gems as the following: Why have elephants got big ears? Because Noddy won't pay the ransom. A magic tractor is driving down a country road and turns into a field. An amnesiac walks into a bar. 'Do I come here often?' I went to a book shop and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose. How do you know when you're a pirate? You just arrrrrggghh.

A Three Legged Dog Walked Into a Bar

Author : Donald Carson
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Man Walks Into A Bar

Author : Mike Haskins
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Man Walks Into A Bar is a one-stop shop for anyone who likes to hear and tell jokes. The jokes are ordered thematically - wives, husbands, doctors, lawyers, the French, the Germans, jokes about nuns, jokes about monkeys, the lot. There are also regular panels which group jokes by type too - Essex girls, changing a lightbulb etc. Our material will turn you into the toast of your local pub or make you loathed in your own home - remember, it is all in the telling. From the sublimely erudite to stuff Frank Carson would turn down (the book has a 'world's worst jokes' section), this book can service you with every joke you'll ever need. What do you call an eskimo chav? Innuinnit What did the zen student say at the hamburger stand? Make me one with everything What's Irish and lives in the garden? Paddy O'Furniture

Blonde Walks into a Bar

Author : Jonathan Swan
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A Simon & Schuster eBook. Simon & Schuster has a great book for every reader.

Beer and Food

Author : Mark Dredge
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Beer and Food is the definitive book about matching great food with the world’s tastiest beers. Whether you have cooked dinner and don’t know what beer to choose, or you’ve got a pale ale and can’t decide what dish is best to serve with it, Beer and Food has all the information you could possibly need. It looks at the science of taste and how the ingredients in a brewery work with ingredients in a kitchen, examining the principles of matching beer and food, and looking at the flavours they share. Over the following pages, more than 35 beer styles are showcased, telling stories about the brews and picking perfect pairings for each, before delving into different cuisines and food types from around the world. Everything is covered, from sandwiches to curries to desserts and, of course, the best beers to enjoy with fast food. As well as the greatest pairings and suggestions of the best styles to try, there’s a recipe section with over 50 dishes which use beer as an ingredient. With over 350 beers featured in total, chosen from all over the globe, it’s the book for everyone who loves a drink and a tasty bite to eat.

Renato Rosaldo Lecture Series Monograph

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Never Give a Heifer a Bum Steer

Author : Marshall Trimble
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Preposterous stories, told with a historical perspective and a balladeer's sense of drama and irony by Marshall Trimble, the "Will Rogers of Arizona", make this humorous book entertaining reading for fans of Western culture.

Wrapped Up in You

Author : Jill Shalvis
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It’s love. Trust me. After a lifetime on the move, Ivy Snow is an expert in all things temporary—schools, friends, and way too many Mr. Wrongs. Now that she owns a successful taco truck in San Francisco and an apartment to call home, Ivy’s reinvented life is on solid ground. And she’s guarded against anything that can rock it. Like the realities of a past she’s worked hard to cover up. And especially Kel O’Donnell. Too hot not to set off alarms, he screams temporary. If only his whispers weren’t so delightfully naughty and irresistible. Kel, an Idaho sheriff and ranch owner, is on vacay, but Ivy’s a spicy reason to give his short-term plans a second thought. Best of all, she’s a tonic for his untrusting heart, burned once and still in repair. But when Ivy’s past intrudes on a perfect romance, Kel fears that everything she’s told him has been a perfect lie. Now, if only Ivy’s willing to share, Kel will fight for a true love story.

Rivington Was Ours

Author : Brendan Jay Sullivan
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Lady Gaga's old friend and former DJ Brendan Jay Sullivan paints a vivid picture of the downtown scene from which she emerged. Brendan Jay Sullivan was an up-and-coming DJ in New York City when he met Stefani Germanotta, then a struggling artist, in 2006. She was a go-go dancer who sewed her own outfits but had bigger ambitions—she wanted nothing less than to take over the music world. In this intimate portrait of the budding star who would soon catapult to fame and fortune, the author describes afternoons sitting with Gaga on the floor of her bare Lower East Side apartment, drinking wine from pint glasses and plotting out the pop stardom that awaited her. Filled with stories of love and heartbreak among Gaga and Sullivan and their circle of aspiring musicians and performers, and set against the vibrant backdrop of the downtown bars and parties of the mid-aughts, Rivington Was Ours is both a love letter to New York and a glimpse behind the veil of one of the biggest musical icons of her generation.

Fish Soap and Bonds

Author : Larry Fondation
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Fish, Soap and Bonds follows the movements of three homeless people on the unforgiving streets of Los Angeles. Through their eyes we experience both the depths and heights of humanity: hate and discrimination, sacrifice and redemption. This is the third in Fondation's series of "LA Stories."

Financial Mail

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New York

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San Francisco

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2666 3 Volume Boxed Set

Author : Roberto Bolaño
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THE POSTHUMOUS MASTERWORK FROM "ONE OF THE GREATEST AND MOST INFLUENTIAL MODERN WRITERS" (JAMES WOOD, THE NEW YORK TIMES BOOK REVIEW) Composed in the last years of Roberto Bolaño's life, 2666 was greeted across Europe and Latin America as his highest achievement, surpassing even his previous work in its strangeness, beauty, and scope. Its throng of unforgettable characters includes academics and convicts, an American sportswriter, an elusive German novelist, and a teenage student and her widowed, mentally unstable father. Their lives intersect in the urban sprawl of SantaTeresa—a fictional Juárez—on the U.S.-Mexico border, where hundreds of young factory workers, in the novel as in life, have disappeared.

Active Voices IV

Author : James Moffett
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A collection of writings by students, all based on the assignment sequences in James Moffett's Active Voice provides a powerful composing/literature program.

Factors Affecting the Incidence of Bus Crime in Los Angeles Appendices

Author : Ned Levine
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Author : Andrés Martinez
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A journalist describes his month-long odyssey through the glittering, high-roller world of Las Vegas, providing a close-up look at diverse facets of the neon Babylon and its colorful inhabitants, including conventioneers, professional gamblers, and many others. 25,000 first printing.

Don t Use My Sweater Like a Towel

Author : Jennifer Kelton
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Jennifer Kelton has taken a generation of self-help books and turned them on their heads with a reality-based book on dating and mating for the 21st Century. Jam-packed with revealing surveyes, scientific research, and humourous X-rated episodes, Don't Use My Sweater Like a Towel is not your parent's dating book. Kelton delivers impassioned insights, poses pertinent questions and presents startling facts that will spur fiery water cooler conversations. Not only will this book give the sexes a better understanding of how they interface with each other but it will also bring them closer together. Readers will read what happens when Kelton spends a year investigating the dating scene and following the advice of America's top self-help books.

Titters

Author : Deanne Stillman
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