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101 Hilarious Christian Jokes

Author : Santosh Kumar
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How to connect with your audience in the first three minutes? You know it and have experienced it. The challenge to connect with your audience As a Pastor, teacher or as trainer or as a speaker, you encounter this every time. You know that the first minutes matters a lot. One of the easiest way is to get the attention of any audience is to start with Hum our. But for many of us it will not come naturally and it is not an easy task to make people laugh. That’s why Santosh Kumar, author and teacher started to collect and write Christian jokes to use for teaching and training sessions. He categorized more than 101 Christian jokes which are clean and humorous which you can find topic wise to start your sermon or preaching or teaching with humour.

Christian Jokes for the Serious Religious Folks

Author : GERARD ASSEY
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How can we, God’s masterpiece, created in HIS image, think of situations as funny, unless the whole idea came from God in the first place? Many say that the nature of God is unknowable, but I'm certain of one thing at least. God Almighty does have a sense of humor. And we need to see this side of Him as well, in order to totally appreciate Him. Today, we live in a world that most times seems so overwhelming, where a good laugh and a real smile are rarely ever seen or heard. The everyday stresses of life can leave us feeling hassled, hurried, hopeless and harassed. Add to that a fragile economy during a time of threatened security, and we could be left feeling frightened, vulnerable, and totally off on the stress meter. We therefore need tools for coping, as it's easy to lose simple joy. But, maintaining a close relationship with God, who "sits in the heavens and laughs" (Ps. 2:4) will release that grace to enjoy this ‘joy and laughter’ in our lives, for in His "presence is fullness of joy" (Ps. 16:11). HE is that ‘spring of happiness’ that will enable us to overcome the pressures and trials of life. And joy helps break down those barriers allowing laughter to freely flow. Humor and laughter will not just change your day; they can change your life! It is said that young children laugh as much as 100 to 200 times a day, compared to the majority of adults that only get zero to a few daily laughs a day. Yet laughter is good not only for the body but also for the soul and Spirit. This reservoir of: Christian Jokes for the ‘Serious Religious’ Folks! is an exhaustive collection of rib-tickling, humorous jokes with the purpose being twofold: To help bring joy and laughter into our everyday lives and to help as a great preaching resource for Preachers, Ministers and Teachers of the Word, by helping to tickle any congregation's funny bone -- and grab their attention. So, given the above “license to laugh” now, just enjoy the rib-tickling pages that follow and learn to laugh and laugh and laugh, so you'll last and last and last!

Christian Jokes

Author : Delphon Coker
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Its purpose is to bring fun and joy to the body of Christ and to others. It is a labor of love. I thank God for giving me the strength, wisdom, and energy to write this book. Share some of the jokes with others on the pulpit, in fellowships, etc. Encourage others to buy this book and other books by the author.

Humor

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Stuff Christians Like

Author : Jonathan Acuff
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Sometimes, we fall in love on mission trips even though we know we’ll break up when we get back. Sometimes, you have to shot block a friend’s prayer because she’s asking God to bless an obviously bad dating relationship. Sometimes, you think, “I wish I had a t-shirt that said ‘I direct deposit my tithe’ so people wouldn’t judge me.” Sometimes, the stuff that comes with faith is funny. This is that stuff. Jonathan Acuff’s Stuff Christians Like Ebook is your field guide to all things Christian. You’ll learn the culinary magic of the crock-pot. Think you’ve got a Metro worship leader—use Acuff’s checklist. Want to avoid a prayer handholding faux pas? Acuff has you covered. Like a satirical grenade, Acuff brings us the humor and honesty that galvanized more than a million online readers from more than 200 countries in a new portable version. Welcome to the funny side of faith.

The Best Ever Book of Christian Jokes

Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
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If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Norwegian, Essex Girl, Newfie, Polish or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Christian jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Christian Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Christian Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Christian joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Christian jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Christians wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Christian and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Christian brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Christian who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Christians laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

The Christian Mother

Author : Rev. W. Cramer
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Studies in American Humor

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Collecting Myself

Author : Arthur Roy Eckardt
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Portal of Dreams

Author : William Wallace Tara
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It was just the two of them in the gallery. Lobo turned to JK, Van Gough was intensely disturbed you know. He saw the world through different eyes. Just look. Who in their right mind could imagine a night like that? He swept his long arm out and pointed at the painting in front of them. The tiny canvas contained an image of stars surrounded by halos of light through blue-black space and a landscape undulating with energy. His mind reeled as he was abruptly dragged back toward the dreamscape. His heart raced as he struggled to compose himself. Im sorry. This is fascinating but Im late for a meeting. I have to run. Lobo laughed and the shadow of something alarming emerged from within his sophisticated exterior. The eyes that looked back at JK glittered with an animal intensity. Well you can run, but you cant hide Mr. Kimble. JKs life is in ruin. He is a reluctant dreamer in a world where dreaming is a disease. He has lost his status, his job all his money and is on the run to save his life. His only allies are a street gang, a madman and a beautiful angel he doesnt believe in. His only hope lies at the entrance to The Portal of Dreams.

50 Great Myths About Atheism

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Tackling a host of myths and prejudices commonly leveled at atheism, this captivating volume bursts with sparkling, eloquent arguments on every page. The authors rebut claims that range from atheism being just another religion to the alleged atrocities committed in its name. An accessible yet scholarly commentary on hot-button issues in the debate over religious belief Teaches critical thinking skills through detailed, rational argument Objectively considers each myth on its merits Includes a history of atheism and its advocates, an appendix detailing atheist organizations, and an extensive bibliography Explains the differences between atheism and related concepts such as agnosticism and naturalism

Christian Joke Book

Author : Juicy Quotes
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This Christian jokes book is perfect for Christians and the whole family. These are all clean jokes that a person with a nice sense of humor can enjoy and laugh at. With hundreds of jokes there are hours of funny entertainment to be had. This jokes book makes a perfect Christmas or birthday present. Now available now in the USA, UK, Canada, Australia, Germany and many other countries. Start enjoying lots of laughs today!

Prick Up Your Ears

Author : John Lahr
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This mesmerizing story of playwright and author Joe Orton’s brief and remarkable life was named book of the year by Truman Capote and Nobel Prize–winning novelist Patrick White Told with precision and extensive detail, Prick Up Your Ears is the engrossing biography of playwright and novelist Joe Orton. Orton’s public career spanned only three years (1964–1967), but his work made a lasting mark on the international stage. From Entertaining Mr. Sloane to his career-making Loot, Orton’s plays often shocked, sometimes outraged, and always captivated audiences with their dark yet farcical cynicism. A rising star and undeniable talent, Orton left much undone when he was bludgeoned to death by his lover, Kenneth Halliwell, who had educated Orton and also dreamed of becoming a famous writer. Prick Up Your Ears was the basis for the distinguished 1987 film of the same name, directed by Stephen Frears, with a screenplay by Alan Bennett, and starring Gary Oldman and Vanessa Redgrave. A brilliant, page-turning examination of the dueling forces behind Orton’s work, Prick Up Your Ears secured the playwright’s reputation as a great twentieth-century artist.

Jokes at Work

Author : Matthias Perner
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The author, Matthias Perner (M.A.), was born in Hannover (Germany) and studied linguistics, politics and sociology. He focused on communicational aspects of spoken language and at the same time found himself teaching English and German. It was then that his interest in lexicology, semantics and humour research was aroused and he started collecting data for the present work. Its structural taxonomy and clear analysis of linguistic joke mechanisms and their semantic and textlinguistic formation combines Greimas' approach to structural semantics with modern textlinguistic theories, empirical research and detailed aspects of lexicological semantics.In combination with a very clear and detailed explanation of the concepts involved plus a vast corpus of jokes this book presents a innovative and concise look at jokes both for linguists and those who are interested in humorous aspects of language.

Truth

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Encounter

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The Musical World

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No Longer Aliens No Longer Strangers

Author : Arthur Roy Eckardt
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One Thousand Temperance Anecdotes Jokes Riddles Puns and Smart Sayings Suitable for Speakers Readings and Recitations

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Really Funny Jokes

Author : David Zephaniah
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