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Christmas on Crack

Christmas on Crack

  • Author: Carlton Mellick, III
  • Publisher: N.A
  • ISBN: 9781936383382
  • Category: Humor
  • Page: 168
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Perverted Christmas Tales for the whole family (As long as every member of your family is over the age of 18).It's a dark and seedy side of Christmas that you didn't know about. A Christmas underworld where Santa gets dominated by Peppermint women and Frosty is a transvestite stripper. There's elf sluts, toy orgies, and giant flesh-eating Christmas crabs that shoot lasers. That's right. Lasers. It's the holiday season, bitches, so strap on your sugar plum ball gag, bend yourself over the Yule log, and get ready for Kris Kringle to shove some Christmas cheer up your ass!Featuring stories by Jordan Krall, Jeff Burk, Kevin L. Donihe, Cameron Pierce, Kirsten Alene, Kevin Shamel, Edmund Colell, and Andrew Goldfarb.

Chasing Christmas Eve: Heartbreaker Bay

Chasing Christmas Eve: Heartbreaker Bay

  • Author: Jill Shalvis
  • Publisher: Hachette UK
  • ISBN: 1472247698
  • Category: Fiction
  • Page: 368
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Chasing Christmas Eve is the fourth in New York Times bestselling author Jill Shalvis's Heartbreaker Bay series, featuring her trademark gift for humour, warmth and romance. Perfect for fans of Jill Mansell, Debbie Macomber, Nora Roberts and Marie Force. Run for the hills temporarily. That's Colbie Albright's plan when she flees New York for San Francisco. Wrangling her crazy family by day and writing a bestselling YA fantasy series by night has taken its toll. In short, Colbie's so over it that she's under it. She's also under the waters of a historic San Francisco fountain within an hour of arrival. Fortunately, the guy who fishes Colbie out has her looking forward to Christmas among strangers. But she's pretty sure Spencer Baldwin won't be a stranger for long. Spence's commitment to hiding from the Ghosts of Relationships Past means he doesn't have to worry about the powerful - OK, crazy hot - chemistry he's got with Colbie. Just because she can laugh at anything, especially herself...just because she's gorgeous and a great listener...just because she gets Spence immediately doesn't mean he won't be able to let Colbie go. Does it? Now the clock's ticking for Colbie and Spence: Two weeks to cut loose. Two weeks to fall hard. Two weeks to figure out how to make this Christmas last a lifetime. Want more warm, funny romance? Check out the other Heartbreaker Bay novels starting with Sweet Little Lies, visit gorgeous Cedar Ridge, spellbinding Lucky Harbor or experience some Animal Magnetism in Sunshine, Idaho in Jill's other unforgettable series.

Christmas on the Prairie

Christmas on the Prairie

  • Author: Frances Devine
  • Publisher: Harlequin
  • ISBN: 1460344235
  • Category: Fiction
  • Page: 192
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ANSLEY POTTER JUST FOUND OUT SHE'S AN AUNT …of three endearing orphaned children. Only Seth Dobson isn't planning to relinquish custody of his nephew and nieces. But Ansley didn't come all the way to Prairie Chicken, Kansas, to give up without a fight. She's determined to be part of the children's lives, even with the handsome farmer opposing her at every turn. As the children's paternal uncle, Seth is happy to do his Christian duty. Just when he and the kids are finally becoming a family, here's this Boston beauty who isn't afraid to stand up to him…or to danger. Can two strangers who are constantly surprising each other create something special and lasting—together?

Christmas with Tucker

Christmas with Tucker

  • Author: Greg Kincaid
  • Publisher: Convergent Books
  • ISBN: 0307589641
  • Category: Fiction
  • Page: 192
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The touching prequel to the bestselling novel A Dog Named Christmas The sleeper hit of 2008, A Dog Named Christmas became a Hallmark Hall of Fame movie a year later, seen by more than twelve million people in the United States alone. Now, in Christmas with Tucker, Greg Kincaid brings back one of that book’s most endearing characters, sharing the moving story of George, a young boy dealing with the loss of his father, and the dog that comes into his life to offer him hope and a touch of courage. It is the winter of 1962, and Kansas is hit with one of the worst blizzards in its history. It is during this cruel season that twelve-year-old George is called upon to endure more than even most grown men could withstand—the death of his father and the upkeep of the family farm that is his legacy. When his mother and sisters leave for Minnesota, George has only his grandparents and the companionship of Tucker, an Irish setter, to help him persevere through these most difficult challenges. Can he find the strength to walk the road that leads to healing, finding his true self and ultimately becoming a man? A coming-of-age story for readers of all ages, Christmas with Tucker is a classic Christmas story about a young man’s love for his dog, his family, and his farm. From the Hardcover edition.

Christmas in the Billionaire's Bed

Christmas in the Billionaire's Bed

  • Author: Janice Maynard
  • Publisher: Harlequin
  • ISBN: 1460343603
  • Category: Fiction
  • Page: 192
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'Tis the season for a steamy reunion from USA TODAY bestselling author Janice Maynard… Whatever possessed Emma Braithwaite to move to Silver Glen? She had no illusions that being in Aidan Kavanagh's hometown would reignite their love. But now that Aidan's returned for his brother's Christmas wedding, it's clear her explosive attraction to him has lost none of its power. She is the cool English beauty whose betrayal once shattered his heart. So Aidan's not looking for reconciliation—all he wants is Emma in his bed! Needless to say, Emma has other ideas; she's not settling for anything less than commitment this time… Be sure to read other scandalous stories from The Kavanaghs of Silver Glen series by Janice Maynard, only from Harlequin® Desire! A NOT-SO-INNNOCENT SEDUCTION BABY FOR KEEPS

Petite Christmas for Easiest Piano Booklet K1

Petite Christmas for Easiest Piano Booklet K1

  • Author: SilverTonalities
  • Publisher: SilverTonalities
  • ISBN: N.A
  • Category: Music
  • Page: 11
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Petite Christmas for Easiest Piano Booklet K1 Traditional Christmas Carols for Beginner and Novice Pianists by SilverTonalities! Letter Names Embedded in Noteheads For Quick and Easy Reading! Booklet K1 includes: - Jingle Bells - Miss Fogarty’s Christmas Cake - The Wexford Carol

Petite Christmas for Easiest Piano Booklet J1

Petite Christmas for Easiest Piano Booklet J1

  • Author: SilverTonalities
  • Publisher: SilverTonalities
  • ISBN: N.A
  • Category: Music
  • Page: 10
  • View: 1981
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Petite Christmas for Easiest Piano Booklet J1 Traditional Christmas Carols for Beginner and Novice Pianists by SilverTonalities! Letter Names Embedded in Noteheads For Quick and Easy Reading! Booklet J1 includes: - A Mince Pie or a Pudding - Drive the Cold Winter Away – All Hail to the Days - Jingle Bells

Petite Christmas for Easiest Piano Booklet Y

Petite Christmas for Easiest Piano Booklet Y

  • Author: Silvertonalities
  • Publisher: SilverTonalities
  • ISBN: 8829556203
  • Category: Music
  • Page: 8
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Petite Christmas for Easiest Piano Booklet Y Traditional Christmas Carols for Beginner and Novice Pianists by SilverTonalities! Letter Names Embedded in Noteheads For Quick and Easy Reading! Booklet Y includes: Hampshire Mummer’s Carol Jingle Bells Star Beautiful Star

Christmas for Harmonica Easy Solo Arrangements with Optical Guitar and Keyboard Parts

Christmas for Harmonica Easy Solo Arrangements with Optical Guitar and Keyboard Parts

  • Author: N.A
  • Publisher: Alfred Music Publishing
  • ISBN: N.A
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At the Crack of Dawn

At the Crack of Dawn

  • Author: Sannsibble
  • Publisher: Xlibris Corporation
  • ISBN: 1465364625
  • Category: Business & Economics
  • Page: 391
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At the Crack of Dawn is a story about teamwork. Each of our team members, individual and organization, brought a wealth of resource in the form of knowledge, experience, and diversity. Diversity in our experience was not limited to ethnicity alone but also different age groups, religious backgrounds, types of organizations, different cultures customs and national origin, and different socioeconomic backgrounds. To sum that up, our events included peoples from all walks of life. Engaging creativity and innovation through democratic processes, we were able to transform our meager financial resources into the production of desired objectives and outcomes, as discussed in this book. We had our high and low moments, and many in between. We did not stop in our tracks when the tunnel became darker. We moved forward wading our way through the darkness, holding each others hand in true team spirit taking one step at a time. We shared, cared and cheered until we were At the Crack of Dawn. I hope that this book will inspire others to continue moving forward in their volunteer work or what ever their progressive undertakings may be. I also assure you that engaging teamwork, and especially in these hard pressed, slow economic times, the synergy will transform your world. God speed!