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Fartology

Fartology

The Extraordinary Science behind the Humble Fart

  • Author: Stefan Gates
  • Publisher: Hardie Grant Publishing
  • ISBN: 1787132986
  • Category: Science
  • Page: 160
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What is a fart? Do all creatures fart? Why do farts smell? Why do we find them so embarrassing … and so darned funny?! Broadcaster and obsessive fartologist Stefan Gates tackles these pressing issues in Fartology, the first ever book to take a comprehensive, scientific look at the body’s extraordinary methane-making abilities. Stefan looks at the journey from food to fart; the weird science behind intestinal gas; the sounds, smells and all things in between. With farty recipes, musings on the greatest farters in history, farts in literature, and fart euphemisms, Fartology offers mind-blowing, trouser-exploding fun for all the family

Fartology

Fartology

The Science Of Farting: Funny Blank Lined Journal Fart Jokes Novelty Farting Gag Gift For Adults

  • Author: Gassy Gifts
  • Publisher: N.A
  • ISBN: 9781706818861
  • Category:
  • Page: 112
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Looking for a gift? Grab this funny notebook today perfect for anyone with a great sense of humor! Your new journal (diary, notebook) includes: 110 page blank lined interior Matte finish cover 6x9 dimension easy for travel Perfect for: Birthday Gift Christmas Present Stocking Stuffer

Fartology Today

Fartology Today

  • Author: English Bradshaw
  • Publisher: CreateSpace
  • ISBN: 9781500162900
  • Category:
  • Page: 30
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A laugh is the shortest distance between two people. We as humans, make full uses of our five senses, but I am not convinced that we use our sixth sense our sense of humor as we should. Though I am convinced that every time a person laughs it adds something to further enrich their life. For me, give me a keen sense of humor because I know that I can never be poor as long as I can still laugh. A person who cannot laugh is dangerous and is apt to explode. So for the benefit of national security, if you don't feel like "bustin' loose," then "let loose" a little and for just a moment chortle softly to yourself at the witticism this little book will bring to you.

Ijamama Speaks: Wisdom of a Black Sistah from the Urban Hood

Ijamama Speaks: Wisdom of a Black Sistah from the Urban Hood

A Satire

  • Author: Frederick Douglas Harper
  • Publisher: Xlibris Corporation
  • ISBN: 1524592560
  • Category: Fiction
  • Page: 298
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Ijamama Speaks is a hilarious satire. Ijamama is a woman from the urban Hood who is accidentally discovered by a feminist magazine, Hot Heifer, after she stood up to a sexist law that allowed men to be topless in public but not women. A published interview of Ijamama in Hot Heifer magazine leads to her cohosting a feminist, late-night TV show, and eventually getting her own late-night TV show, The Ijamama Tell-It-Like-It-Is Midnight Show, targeted to urban blacks, college students, and working-class women. Although very funny, Ijamama Speaks presents meaningful lessons about rightful living and quality living through dialogues of host Ijamama with her diverse TV guests. Some of her guests include Celibate Dude, Lead Belly, Benevolent Angel, Smart-Ass White Boy, Dr. Fartenstein, PumpDaddy, Spiritual Teacher, Bootylicious Queens, Preacher-Teacher, Little Red Rapper from da Hood, and HoneyBaby.

Jurassic Farts

Jurassic Farts

A Spotter's Guide

  • Author: P.U. Rippley
  • Publisher: Chronicle Books
  • ISBN: 1452151466
  • Category: Juvenile Fiction
  • Page: N.A
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In prehistoric times, majestic dinosaurs walked the earth. Though long extinct, one important question remains—did dinosaurs fart? You bet! From booming Brachiosaurus to the terrible tooting T. Rex, this amusing audiobook not only includes stats on the funniest dinosaur farts but also the sound effects that go with them. Just tap each fart and let 'er rip!

Mad in Translation

Mad in Translation

  • Author: Robin D. Gill
  • Publisher: Paraverse Press
  • ISBN: 0974261874
  • Category: Literary Criticism
  • Page: 740
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This is the first book to translate a broad spectrum of the informal, improper and generally comic side of 31-syllable Japanese poetry called 'kyoka, ' or 'kyouka, ' literally, "mad-poems" or "madcap verse," representing in the words of Aston (1899), "absolute freedom both in respect of language and choice of subject." Literary anthologies have only translated a handful of kyoka to date, and the sole exception, recent catalogues of the color prints called 'surimono, ' stick to the rather tame kyoka of the early 19c that accompany the prints. The 2000 poems in Robin D. Gill's 740-page book include hundreds of "wild waka" ('waka' being the formal side of 31-syllable poetry) to help define the field and demonstrate how humors presence or absence depends upon our expectations and, in the case of an exotic tongue, our translation. "Mad In Translation" re-creates the wit of the originals in English on the one hand, while explaining what requires Japanese on the other. Many poems will delight those who appreciate the best of the Metaphysical Poets, the grooks of Piet Hein and all that might be called 'light verse for egg-heads.' Because of the narrow focus of most work published on kyoka in Japan, even specialists in Japanese literature may be surprised to discover in this book a brave old world of humor far larger and more entertaining than they might have imagined.

The Fartionary

The Fartionary

  • Author: Andy Jones
  • Publisher: HarperCollins Australia
  • ISBN: 0730499030
  • Category: Juvenile Fiction
  • Page: 272
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Full of hilarious jokes, trivia, facts and cartoons, THE FARTIONARY is guaranteed to be a hit with kids everywhere! Now in B-format. Do girls fart more than boys? Which foods make the best bottom burps? What happens if you let one rip in space? All these stinking questions and more will be answered in ... THE FARTIONARY! Andy Jones explodes the farty facts! Find out: • the do's and don'ts of the babbling bottom • why the family that farts together stays together • what to do when Pop goes POP! Plus, discover your farting personality type, learn how to talk your way out of a stinky situation and impress your friends with the funniest fart jokes. The coolest collection of all things farty! 'THE FARTIONARY made me laugh so hard I farted!' Professor Fartypants 'Hey, Professor Fartypants, pull my finger!' Doctor Stinksalot Ages: 6+

Farting

Farting

ripper, toot, vapor, wind, passing gas-- : a fart by any other name would not smell as sweet!

  • Author: Barry Seltzer,Erwin Seltzer
  • Publisher: Orange You Glad Pub
  • ISBN: N.A
  • Category: Humor
  • Page: 101
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Barry Seltzer first became interested in the subject of flatulence when he read about a lawyer named Clark Head, in California who changed that his opponent, District Attorney Ned Lowenbach, repeatedly passed gas during a four-week jury trial and in this fashion affected the jury's verdict. Intrigued, Barry and his brother Erwin began a more thorough inquiry into the subject. The author quickly realized that flatulence makes its way into every area of life. There are geochemical theories dealing with global warming and dinosaurs, as well NASA's high altitude testing of astronauts and flatulence. These and a multitude of anecdotes, stories, observations and yes, lawsuits about flatulence, leave you gasping for breath...with laughter from this wonderful, tasteful and mirthful book about North America's last taboo.