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Funny Funny E Mails

Author : Walter Bell
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A funny and entertaining fast moving enjoyable e-mail jokes that are the best of the best. They come from all over the world, and shows that humor is worldwide. Everybody likes to laugh and that is the purpose of this book. If this book will bring some laughter in your life, then that is what this is all about. Enjoy!

Funny Emails You Should Have Kept But Didn t

Author : Gregg Stroud
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Whether you're in the mood for a laugh or looking for a funny joke or story to break the ice in a group, you'll find it within Funny E-mails You Should Have Kept but Didn't. Have you ever deleted that particular e-mail that made you laugh only to wish later you'd kept it? It's probably here, organized with chapter headings to help you find it faster. Milton Berle said, "Laughter is an instant vacation!" Now's your chance, find your instant vacation here with Funny E-mails You Should Have Kept but Didn't. Gregg and Dianne compiled their funny e-mails over the last ten years and decided to put them in print. Their hope is this book will make you smile and laugh anytime you need a "pick me up." Share a copy with a friend and lift their spirits as well. Who can't use a little humor to make the day better?

E Mails for the Christian Soul

Author : Sheritha Bowman
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E-MAILS FOR THE CHRISTIAN SOUL! "May the Lord continue to bless you and increase your territory. One of my church members has been faithful in sending me your daily devotions for the past few months. I have found the devotions to be very helpful in my own personal walk with the Lord and have shared them with many of my Shipmates here who have been experiencing times of personal difficulty during our extended absence. Again, thank you for doing His work and getting it out to the Fleet."(Lieutenant M.T.) "I just had to drop you a line and let you know that you really are helping me with my spiritual walk. I'm sitting here, at my desk, in tears right now after reading, Grieve Not the Holy Spirit of God. You are such an inspiration and you keep it real at the same time. God bless you and your ministry." (R.W.) "The message sent on 9/11/01 (Be Still and Know) was truly a word in due season. I noticed the time you sent it -it was before any of the attacks happened! BE STILL AND KNOW THAT I AM GOD - and yesterday (9-11) this country, believers and unbelievers were still. I thank you for allowing the Lord to use you in this way. Your messages are an inspiration to me. May the Lord continue to bless you!"

Kotter s Back

Author : Gabe Kaplan
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When fifty-eight-year-old Gabe Kaplan, perhaps best known for his performance in the title role of the popular seventies sitcom Welcome Back, Kotter, got an e-mail asking him to participate in a show called Celebrity Boxing, he couldn't resist the urge to have a little fun with the request. After exchanging a series of ludicrous e-mails with the show's talent coordinator in a mock-serious attempt at negotiation, Gabe was inspired to start a prank e-mail campaign. The result is this hilarious collection of correspondence. See how people react to Gabe Kaplan's absurd claims that he: * has slept with more women than Wilt Chamberlain * is an expert at Cossack dancing * thinks he's smart enough to become a member of MENSA * wants his image on a U.S. postage stamp * would like NASA to send him into orbit with Jimmy Carter and Dr. J * and many more! Witty, irreverent, and ridiculously comical, Gabe's e-mails and the responses he receives are sure to entertain anyone with a taste for the surreal.

How to Be Funny

Author : Jon Macks
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An invaluable guide on how to "lighten up" from a distinguished pro who has provided laughs for JAY LENO, BILLY CRYSTAL, STEVE MARTIN, ROBIN WILLIAMS, BRAD GARRETT, WHOOPI GOLDBERG, AND MANY MORE. Who hasn't wished for the perfect withering comeback line, a clever tension-breaking quip, or a winning flirtatious remark? Being funny is hard work and not everyone is a natural. How to Be Funny is a witty guide that teaches readers precisely how to be funnier in everyday life. It's a must-read for anyone who has to speak in public, be engaging and funny at work or at play, or who hopes to one day go out on a date. Jon Macks, a comedy writer for The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, the Academy Awards, the Emmy Awards, Hollywood Squares, and the nation's top comedians, politicians, and corporate leaders, knows his funny business. Here he demystifies the process of making people laugh, breaks down the basic building blocks and types of humor -- which include self-deprecation, misdirection, deadpan delivery, sarcasm, and "the reverse" -- and reveals the best approaches to use in common situations. How to Be Funny features helpful (and hilarious) tips and anecdotes from the comic legends Mack's worked with -- including Jay Leno, Arsenio Hall, Gilbert Gottfried, Billy Crystal, Rita Rudner, Dave Barry, and Carrie Fisher -- in his eleven years as one of the nation's top television writers. Whether the goal is to give a memorable public address or deliver a killer line with friends, How to Be Funny is a charming, instructive, and practical read.

E Mail Etiquette

Author : Samantha Miller
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Miss Manners for the Internet Age, People Magazine's Samantha Miller delivers a highly original and valuable guide to smart and productive email usage.

Networking

Author : Susan RoAne
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With Networking: Beyond the Buzzword unlocks the secrets to that one skill everyone wants, but no one feels they have. With her characteristic sense of humor and style, RoAne offers veteran advice on everything you need to know to make valuable business connections in and outside the workplace. Through proven strategies and simple steps, RoAne shows how anyone can: Learn to identify and utilize a pre-existing network of contacts Avoid becoming a "nudge" networker Acquire valuable referrals Get the "dos" and "don'ts" of networking both on- and offline Pick up advice on how to work trade shows and conferences Create connections that result in lifelong friendships Receive the low-down on gender differences in networking and much more. RoAne even offers a Yiddish glossary so readers can distinguish the mavens from the kvetchers. Whether you're a novice or an experienced networker looking to further unlock the savvy person within, RoAne shows you how to build a safety net of support, information and relationships.

Confessions of a Trial Lawyer

Author : Wilson Carlisle
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Wilson "Carl" Carlisle needs to deal enough drugs to pay-off a huge back tax bill. Dutch Immigration, The DEA, an angry Russian, a gang of Turks, The Hells Angels, and even the IRS are determined that he not succeed. He had been a small time dealer when he played tennis at LSU, and he had worked his way through U Miami Law as an errand boy for criminal lawyers, bondsmen, and drug traffickers. Would these experiences give him enough of an edge to survive the array of criminals and law enforcement aligned against him? "Confessions Of a Trial Lawyer" is actually two books in one, meant to be read together. But they can be read separately as two complete stories. "Opening Statement" and "Closing Argument." As the titles imply, the second is more confronational. They can be read in any order. Read two books for the price of one.

The Happy Marriage Mantra

Author : Geeta Maheshwari
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Fly Fishing with Darth Vader

Author : Matt Labash
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One of the most gifted and entertaining journalists writing today, Matt Labash can extract comic humanity from even the most wary politicians, con artists, and rogues—while shedding wisdom about the rich corners of our American experience. Fly Fishing with Darth Vader pulls together the best of Labash’s feature writing and includes his masterful profiles of the outrageous characters who populate America’s periphery, his loving and lacerating portraits of New Orleans and Detroit, and his hilarious tirades on the health hazards of Facebook and the virtues of dodgeball. Among other must-read essays, Labash chronicles Al Sharpton’s eating habits, fishes the Snake River with Dick Cheney, and investigates the “great white waste of time” that is our neighbor to the north. Labash was born with a natural appreciation for the American scoundrel and a sense that life is one big chance for laughter. For those reasons, Fly Fishing with Darth Vader will be cherished and talked about for years.