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Slap Your Momma

Author : Mama Bookx
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Food So Good you want to "Slap Your Momma"! Now you can create your very own collection of mouth watering family favorite recipes, in this handy sized blank recipe journal. With space for over 100 recipes, each page contains sections for the most important information, including ingredients list, cooking temperature and duration, notes, and even a space for wine recommendations. Personalize this book to keep a collection of your favorite fitness recipes, weight-loss recipes, diabetic recipes, vegan recipes, or a collection of your children's favorites to give to them when they leave the nest. Perfect for collecting recipes while traveling. Grab a few for yourself and your favorite home chefs!

Slap Your Momma

Author : Blank Recipe Books
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Create Your Own Cookbook Makes a wonderful gift for mothers, grandmothers, and anyone that loves to cook! This is a cute and durable premium blank recipe book that you can use to create your very own customized cookbook. There is plenty of room inside for writing notes, directions, ingredients, capturing ideas, etc. It can be used as a kitchen notebook to store your favorite family recipes. It also has a full table of contents for quick-referencing your favorite recipes. Makes an adorable gift for loved ones, mothers, grandmothers, cooks, chefs, foodies, and everyone that loves cooking. Makes the perfect gift for birthdays, anniversaries, and holiday gifts! This recipe journal is fantastic for creating and sharing your personal and family recipes. You'll find it effortless to pass down your favorite family recipes to relatives, loved ones, and friends. It's never been easier to create your own customized cookbook with our customized recipe card templates! No more searching, pinning, bookmarking and printing your recipes! Don't spend anymore time searching page after page in that basic handwritten notebook you have now. Keep all your favorite family recipes in one handy and organized recipe book. You will easily find all of your favorite recipes in one place. All the recipes you love on the internet, in magazines, or from your friends and family can simply be written down in your very own cookbook. Wonderful for keeping cherished family recipes safe --- Pass them on to your family! Makes a wonderful gift for any occasion! Birthday gift Anniversary gift House warming gift Holiday and Christmas gift Wedding / Bridal shower gift Stocking stuffer Thank you gift About the Book: 120 pages 60 recipe cards Customizable table of contents Recipe, ingredients, directions, notes, servings Professional design and matte cover for durability 6 x 9 inches - perfect handy size Scroll up and click 'buy' to grab your blank cookbook today!

Yo Mama Jokes

Author : Puma Pants
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Over 200 of the Best and Most Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes on the Planet! This Book Makes a Fantastic Gift! Get Your Copy Today at This Low Price! Yo Mama Jokes - The Ultimate Yo Mama Joke Book with Over 200 Funny, Clever, Cheeky and Adult Yo Mama Jokes Ever had a "Yo mama" battle with someone and wished you have more insults that you could use to degrade their mother with? Well, here at Puma Pants, we know exactly how you feel. There's nothing quite like a good yo mama joke. It's strangely satisfying about insulting the character of someone we have never met just because they happen to be the mother of someone that we don't like! We really have narrowed these down to the 200 best mother insults we could find. After countless hours of research and reading, we have compiled a really comprehensive list of all of the very finest, cleverest and of course the most hilarious yo mama jokes on the face of this good earth! So get reading and fill you heard with the perfect ammunition for your next bout of mother insulting. Tags: yo mama encyclopedia, yo mama jokes encyclopedia, yo mama bible, yo mama jokes bible, yo mama jokes, yo mama so fat, yo mama jokes dirty, yo mama jokes for kids, funny yo mama jokes, slap yo mama, yo mama disses, yo mama so fat jokes, yo mamma jokes, good yo mama jokes, yo mama joke, funniest yo mama jokes, yo mamma, best yo mama jokes, dirty yo mama jokes, yo mama so stupid, the best yo mama jokes, funny jokes yo mama, hilarious yo mama jokes, yo mama show, yo mama so ugly, really funny yo mama jokes, yo mama jokes fat, the funniest yo mama jokes, yo mama funny jokes, yo momma jokes, clean yo mama jokes, mama jokes, yo mama jokes funny, best yo mama, your mama jokes, yo mama jokes best, yo mama jokes clean, yo mama fat jokes, top 10 yo mama jokes, yo moma jokes, yo mama so ugly jokes, momma jokes, fat jokes, yo mama jokes insults, top 100 yo mama jokes, your momma jokes, yo mama comebacks

Al Roker s Big Bad Book of Barbecue

Author : Al Roker
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A backyard-loving guy, Al Roker's passionate about firing up all three of his grills at once and cooking everything from Steaks As Big As Your Head and Kansas City-Style Ribs to Grilled Sea Bass. The hundred recipes in this book are casual and simple -- just the way Al likes to cook for his family and friends. Like most of us, Al first learned to grill at the knee of his dad, whose policy was "the more lighter fluid, the better." But a trip to the Memphis in May Barbecue Championship ignited a real passion, and since then Al's grills have rarely grown cold. And while Al does have some hard-and-fast rules, like "don't keep moving your meat around" and "never touch another man's grill," his food is simple yet inventive, impressive and delicious. In addition to great stuff for over the fire -- Jerk Chicken, Marinated Pork Tenderloin, Kebabs Cooked Right, New Orleans-Style Barbecued Shrimp, Fish Fillets with Lemon-Parsley Sauce, Turkey on the Grill, and, from "The Wurst City in the World," Sheboygan Bratwurst -- Al Roker's Big Bad Book of Barbecue has something for everyone, including recipes for quick-and-easy starters, marinades, main-dish salads, sides, classic American desserts, cooling drinks, vegetarian dishes, and low-fat fare. So lean back in that lawn chair and have a sip of Lemon-Lime Fizz. Munch on a Spicy Wing or some BBQ Popcorn. That brisket should take care of itself in another hour or so.

Cupid

Author : Barbara Keaton
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Cupid's arrow has just got to hit her, muses Morgan Paige's cousin, Yavette. Yet, she insists on setting her favorite cousin up on three blind dates. Unfortunately, each date turns out more disastrous than the last. Yet, as Morgan goes through with them, she also meets the handsome Jarrod, a brother who smiles a wicked smile and acts as her waiter/bartender each time she steps into Nick's Sports Bar & Grille. What Morgan doesn't know, is that Jarrod actually owns the bar. With the insistent help and interference of a cast of meddlers -- including Nick's brothers and Morgan's cousin — constantly shooting Cupid's arrows, will this pair ever find their way to each other and a promise of true love?

Pimp My Airship

Author : Maurice Broaddus
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Warning: Don’t Believe the Hype! All the poet called Sleepy wants to do is spit his verses, smoke chiba, and stay off the COP’s radar—all of which becomes impossible once he encounters a professional protestor known as (120 Degrees of) Knowledge Allah. They soon find themselves on the wrong side of local authorities and have to elude the powers that be. When young heiress Sophine Jefferson’s father is murdered, the careful life she’d been constructing for herself tumbles around her. She’s quickly drawn into a web of intrigue, politics and airships, joining with Sleepy and Knowledge Allah in a fight for their freedom. Chased from one end of a retro-fitted Indianapolis to the other, they encounter outlaws, the occasional circus, possibly a medium, and more outlaws. They find themselves in a battle much larger than they imagined: a battle for control of the country and the soul of their people. The revolution will not be televised!

Midlife Experiences Not Necessarily a Crisis

Author : Darryl E Leslie
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The works of poetry created in this book by Darryl Leslie is the collection of his expressions and his life’s journey as an ordinary man doing extraordinary things. We all may have the creative capability to impact the lives of others in our surroundings in a good way or bad, from time to time, whether knowingly or not. Midlife Experiences takes you on a journey through the life of this Author, during his childhood, marriage, divorce, crisis, and fulfillment. Midlife Experiences (Not necessarily a Crisis), is a brief flash fire of some crisis and some inspiring moments, particularly over the past few years of his life and just some of the everyday joys of life that were right in his face, that we all sometimes took for granted. This book shares some of these experiences to dissect what he went through, how he handled them, and how God can use those situations to inspire others to keep on pushing through their adversities.

Perfect Peace

Author : Daniel Black
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The heartbreaking portrait of a large, rural southern family's attempt to grapple with their mother's desperate decision to make her newborn son into the daughter she will never have When the seventh child of the Peace family, named Perfect, turns eight, her mother Emma Jean tells her bewildered daughter, "You was born a boy. I made you a girl. But that ain't what you was supposed to be. So, from now on, you gon' be a boy. It'll be a little strange at first, but you'll get used to it, and this'll be over after while." From this point forward, his life becomes a bizarre kaleidoscope of events. Meanwhile, the Peace family is forced to question everything they thought they knew about gender, sexuality, unconditional love, and fulfillment.

Showdown at the Okie Dokie

Author : Deborah Gregory
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It’s the dead of winter, but Galleria and her Cheetah sisters aren’t feeling the chill. They’re in sunny Houston, where they just played the biggest show of their lives, and are feeling closer than ever to the record deal that will make them famous. But just because this concert is over doesn’t mean the Cheetahs are ready to pack up and head home. There’s a rodeo in town, and Galleria is gonna get the Cheetah Girls up on stage—if she has to rope a bull to do it! As if bucking broncos and tough-talking cowboys weren’t enough trouble, another band accuses the Cheetahs of the worst crime of all: stealing lyrics. But Galleria won’t back down. There’s gonna be a showdown at this rodeo—and the Cheetahs sing best at high noon.

Straight Outta Compton

Author : Ricardo Cortez Cruz
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True Story of how five young cultural rebels, armed only with their lyrics, swagger, bravado, and raw talent, stood up to the authorities that meant to keep them down.

Big Momma s Old School Weight Loss Secrets

Author : Alexis Carnegie
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At last, the secrets of true and lasting weight loss are revealed by a funny, down to earth grandma. Big Momma's Old School Weight Loss Secrets are simple enough to fit into the busiest schedules. Unlike many weight loss plans, Big Momma's Secrets focus on your mind as well as your body. Self esteem and self awareness are key elements in this, old fashion weight loss plan. According to Big Momma, "where the mind leads the body follows." The old school ways of weight loss are inexpensive, and easy to manage. If diets have failed you before, Big Momma is here to save the day. Her advice is timeless and proven. There is no starving, no crazy menu and no overly strenuous exercise required to lose the weight you want to lose. In six short weeks the Old School Weight Loss Secrets can result in visible weight loss and improved self awareness. Never again will you wonder what to do about your weight. Big Momma's Secrets work! Enjoy!

Southern Cultures The Special Issue on Food

Author : Harry L. Watson
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In the Spring 2012 issue of Southern Cultures… Guest editor Marcie Cohen Ferris brings together some of the best new writing on Southern food for the Summer 2012 issue of Southern Cultures , which features an interview with TREME writer Lolis Elie and Ferris's own retrospective on Southern sociology, the WPA, and Food in the New South. The Food issue includes Rebecca Sharpless on Southern women and rural food supplies, Bernard Herman on Theodore Peed's Turtle Party, Will Sexton's "Boomtown Rabbits: The Rabbit Market in Chatham County, North Carolina," Courtney Lewis on how the "Case of the Wild Onions" paved the way for Cherokee rights, poetry by Michael Chitwood, and much more. Southern Cultures is published quarterly (spring, summer, fall, winter) by the University of North Carolina Press. The journal is sponsored by the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill's Center for the Study of the American South.

Inner city Kids

Author : Alice Mcintyre
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Urban teens of color are often portrayed as welfare mothers, drop outs, drug addicts, and both victims and perpetrators of the many kinds of violence which can characterize life in urban areas. Although urban youth often live in contexts which include poverty, unemployment, and discrimination, they also live with the everydayness of school, friends, sex, television, music, and other elements of teenage lives. Inner City Kids explores how a group of African American, Jamaican, Puerto Rican, and Haitian adolescents make meaning of and respond to living in an inner-city community. The book focuses on areas of particular concern to the youth, such as violence, educational opportunities, and a decaying and demoralizing urban environment characterized by trash, pollution, and abandoned houses. McIntyre's work with these teens draws upon participatory action research, which seeks to codevelop programs with study participants rather than for them.

Prisoners of Our Past

Author : James Davison
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The author discusses his views about the self-defeating behavior of Black people, and challenges Black men and women to stop shackling themselves with the collective African American past

Frank Davis Cooks Naturally N Awlins

Author : Davis, Frank
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At his fans' request, Frank Davis combines his love and fascination for New O rleans and its ethnically distinct cuisine with his extensive cooking expertise. His lively personality emanates from every page as he serves readers a broad sampling of the Crescent City's cuisine prepared in a home cookin' style. (Pelican)

She s Gone Country

Author : Kyle Spencer
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In a hilarious and insightful memoir, a sophisticated urbanite raised among liberal intellectuals, artists, and drag queens, the author describes her odyssey to North Carolina to work as an aspiring reporter and her adventures and misadventures with the very different culture of the South. Original. 25,000 first printing.

The Road Back

Author : Andrew ''YIE'' Roberts
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4 gang of teens spread throughout the State, not known to each other, consist of a Drug Dealing Gang, A CarJacking Gang, a Partying Gang of teens, and a Gang of Caucasian teens that smoke angel dust, drink beer and tear up Cemetaries. 85% of each of these gangs get caught at committing crimes they commit, including the leaders of each of these gangs. They all find themselves in Court facing justified or unwarranted sentences. But instead of sentencing them to jail, their lawyers, the prosecutors and the Judges agree to an alternative sentence and stipulates them to participate in a 18 month program called "The Road Back". They all have to follow strict rules and regulations. They all have to maintain, schooling, employment and submit to random drug testing. But through it all, they maintain their agreement and continue on struggling to succeed in a world designed against them.

Cheetah Girls 9 Showdown At the Okie Pokie

Author : Deborah Gregory
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The Cheetah Girls are doing a show in Houston and have a demo tape in the works, but their arch rivals, the Cash Money Girls, accuse Galleria and Chanel of cribbing lyrics from a CMG song.

The Cheetah Girls Growl Power Forever Books 9 12 Bind Up 3

Author : Deborah Gregory
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"The Cheetah Girls will inspire all those kids who want to become singers like us. Can't wait for the movie!" -Destiny's Child, Columbia Records The Cheetah Girls have made it big in their own movie on Disney Channel. Now see how it all began as Galleria, Chanel, Dorinda, Anginette, and Aquanette find family, friends, fortune, and fame in four cheetah-charming tales. Anyone can do what they do . . . all it takes is a little growl power! Deborah Gregory is a contributing writer for Essence, Vibe, and More, and is widely published in many national magazines, including Seventeen, Us, Paper, and Entertainment Weekly. She lives in New York City.

Growl Power Forever

Author : Deborah Gregory
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A collection of four books: Showdown at the Okie-Dokie, Cuchifrita, Ballerina, Dorinda Gets a Groove, and In the House with Mouse. A great collection that will inspire all those kids who want to become famous singers.