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The Terrible Two's Last Laugh

The Terrible Two's Last Laugh

  • Author: Mac Barnett,Jory John
  • Publisher: Abrams
  • ISBN: 1683354095
  • Category: Juvenile Fiction
  • Page: 224
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It’s Miles and Niles’s final year at Yawnee Valley Science and Letters Academy, and the Terrible Two have one goal: an epic prank. Something big, something brilliant, something that will leave a lasting legacy at their school. Which should be easy-peasy for these experts, especially now that their principal has gone from archnemesis to pranking protégé. But their smooth sailing gets downright bumpy when they find out that the new superintendent is none other than Bertrand Barkin, their principal’s father . . . and their sworn enemy. Now that Former Principal Barkin is Acting Superintendent Barkin, he has a first order of business: his long-promised revenge on the Terrible Two. This rollicking finale to the bestselling series by Mac Barnett and Jory John will settle once and for all who—between quick wits and powerful fists—will have the last laugh.

The Terrible Two

The Terrible Two

  • Author: Mac Barnett,Jory John
  • Publisher: Abrams
  • ISBN: 1613127634
  • Category: Juvenile Fiction
  • Page: 224
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Miles Murphy is not happy to be moving to Yawnee Valley, a sleepy town that’s famous for one thing and one thing only: cows. In his old school, everyone knew him as the town’s best prankster, but Miles quickly discovers that Yawnee Valley already has a prankster, and a great one. If Miles is going to take the title from this mystery kid, he is going to have to raise his game. It’s prankster against prankster in an epic war of trickery, until the two finally decide to join forces and pull off the biggest prank ever seen: a prank so huge that it would make the members of the International Order of Disorder proud. In The Terrible Two, bestselling authors and friends Mac Barnett and Jory John have created a series that has its roots in classic middle-grade literature yet feels fresh and new at the same time. Advance Praise for The Terrible Two “A double helping of fun and mischief!â€? —Jeff kinney, author of the Diary of a Wimpy Kid Series “The pranks, the brotherhood, the art, the heart! What’s not to love about the Terrible Two?â€? —Sara Pennypacker, author of the Clementine series “You don’t have to be a cow, like cows, or even know a cow to love the Terrible Two.â€? —Dave Eggers “This book is terrible! Terribly funny, terribly full of pranks, and terribly wonderful.â€? —Jon Scieszka, author of The Stinky Cheese Man and the Frank Einstein series “The Terrible Two are my kind of kids. And what’s more, they’re kids’ kind of kids.â€? —Annie Barrows, author of the Ivy & Bean series “Hilarious.â€? —Dav Pilkey, author of the Captain Underpants series

The Terrible Two Get Worse

The Terrible Two Get Worse

  • Author: Mac Barnett,Jory John
  • Publisher: Abrams
  • ISBN: 1613128398
  • Category: Juvenile Fiction
  • Page: 224
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On their own, pranksters Miles and Niles were pretty devious. Now that they’ve formed a pranking duo, they’re terrible! But their powers will be tested when their favorite nemesis, Principal Barkin, is replaced by his stern and cunning father, Former Principal Barkin. Now Miles and Niles will do just about anything to get their old antagonist back—including pranking alongside him. Authors and friends Mac Barnett and Jory John “are in perfect comic harmonyâ€? (Publishers Weekly) in this series that celebrates inventiveness, friendship, and the power of teamwork—for good, or for terrible.

The Terrible Two Go Wild

The Terrible Two Go Wild

  • Author: Mac Barnett,Jory John
  • Publisher: Abrams
  • ISBN: 161312094X
  • Category: Juvenile Fiction
  • Page: 224
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Everyone’s favorite pranksters are at it again! School’s out, and Miles and Niles are running wild in the woods outside town: climbing trees, exploring caves, and, yes, pranking. But these leafy, lazy days of mischief darken when bully Josh Barkin and his cadets from a nearby kids’ boot camp discover the merrymakers—and vow to destroy them. Are our heroes’ sharp minds any match for these hooligans’ hard fists? The latest installment of the witty, on-target illustrated series is another “fast paced, laugh-out-loud novel” (School Library Journal) that proves once again that, in the hands of the powerless, pranks can be tools of justice—plus, they’re funny.

How To Manage Your Child's Terrible Two's (A Parenting Guide)

How To Manage Your Child's Terrible Two's (A Parenting Guide)

  • Author: The Hyperink Team
  • Publisher: Hyperink Inc
  • ISBN: 1614649499
  • Category: Reference
  • Page: 15
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ABOUT THE BOOK The "terrible twos" are seldom a stage of a child's upbringing that parents look forward to, and unfortunately, the behavior that earns children that unflattering title often stretches into the "terrible threes.” While temper tantrums, mood swings, and aggressive behavior are common during in this stage, your sweet, innocent baby is also starting to talk and and interact with others on a more independent level. One way toddlers express their growing independence is by refusing to follow instructions. Often, “no” is their favorite word. In some cases, the terrible twos can even manifest in the form of tantrums, biting, and mood swings. MEET THE AUTHOR The Hyperink Team works hard to bring you high-quality, engaging, fun content. If ever you have any questions about our products, or suggestions for how we can make them better, please don't hesitate to contact us! Happy reading! EXCERPT FROM THE BOOK The most important thing to keep in mind is that your child's behavior is a result of adjusting to his or her newfound independence. The baby has not yet developed a proper way to communicate wants and needs. Though this stage can be very exhausting, its all a part of parenthood, and just an extension of the sleepless nights parents experience when their babies are newborns. Surviving the terrible twos can be manageable with the implementation of some simple tactics. Since this phase can actually begin any time after a child's first birthday and last until they are about four years old, it is important to know the most important preventative measures and tactics for dealing with this stage in your child's growth. Establish a Routine Establishing a routine for your child's schedule helps both you and them know what to expect. This means having meals, nap time and bedtime at the same time every day. We all get cranky when we are tired, and toddlers are no different. They require about 13 hours of sleep a day. Buy a copy to keep reading!

Making the "Terrible" Twos Terrific!

Making the

  • Author: John Rosemond
  • Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
  • ISBN: 1449421601
  • Category: Family & Relationships
  • Page: 240
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Rosemond guides parents through the steps of establishing an effective disciplinary style and a tried-and-true recipe for bringing out the very best in young children.

The Terrible Twos

The Terrible Twos

  • Author: Brandon T. Snider
  • Publisher: Picture Window Books
  • ISBN: 1515858820
  • Category: Juvenile Fiction
  • Page: 32
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Batman and his crime-fighting cousin Batwoman are in double trouble! The supervillain Two-Face is on a crime spree in Gotham City. Who will win when the superheroes face off against this two-bit crook? Find out in this action-packed early chapter book for the youngest of readers.

Terrible Twos

Terrible Twos

Stopping Toddler Tantrums & Toddler Behavior Problems Quickly

  • Author: Bowe Packer
  • Publisher: Speedy Publishing LLC
  • ISBN: 1632876302
  • Category: Family & Relationships
  • Page: 61
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"Frustrated with your toddlers behavior changes?" "wondering why your youngster is having uncontrollable temper tantrums?" "At your wits end and want to learn how to manage your two year olds behavior problems?" This Practical Guide Is Designed To Teach You How To Understand The Stages Of Your Childs Development And Arm You With Effective Tools On How To Deal With The Terrible Twos. Let me help you take the frustration out of understanding and working with the terrible twos. I give you the practical know-how within this guide. You'll will learn how to finally: Identify with your toddlers needs, overcome frustration and transform your toddler behavior problems. If you don't understand the stage of your toddler and do not have the proper tools to work with them, then you will always be frustrated and tired. The secret to your success will be how well you apply what you discover in this guide. Discover how to identify with your toddler, apply proven strategies to effectively help them develop at this stage and watch your toddler tantrums go away.. Here Are More Things You'll Learn Within The Pages Of This Practical Guide: * Potty training made easy. * How to effectively respond to biting behavior. * Guidelines for disciplining toddlers the right way. * The art of strategic ignoring. * Using timeouts in the most effective manner. * Improving communication between you and your toddler. * And much more.... Understanding and working with your toddler behavior problems does not have to be an overwhelming task full of frustration. Gaining the knowledge needed to identifying with your toddler is a must and once you have discovered this knowledge you will have the confidence and be well on your way to seeing the changes within your toddler that you want!.

Alex and Katija - The Terrible Two

Alex and Katija - The Terrible Two

  • Author: Gordon Hooper
  • Publisher: Alex and Katija
  • ISBN: 9781614690672
  • Category: Fiction
  • Page: 198
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They are back! Alex and Katija, a couple so wicked they make Bonnie and Clyde look like Mary Poppins and Pee-wee Herman. Sid and Nancy - Jehovah's Witnesses. Adolf and Eva - A pair of jaywalkers at the Octoberfest. They are joined again by Mira, the girl genius, Stalin, the mean dog, and Balls, the daemon possessed parrot. Times are dire for this infamous group. Broke, and on the verge of being homeless, their chemical fun budget has been severely reduced - a shocking development! Nor do they get to play with exotic, tanned broads abroad. No, their adventures in Sweden keep them busy as bees on Benzedrine. This modern masterpiece contains five delights: A serious tangle with a new, unique form of life. Alex does some self-examination. An infernal invasion. Honesty rears its ugly head. Payback is a frigid feminist. Warning! Do not operate heavy machinery whilst reading this book. Reading this book may result in unwanted side-effects, including: Hysterical fits of laugher. Voiding that stick up your ass. Growing a pair. Getting your panties in a bunch. Heart attack due to micro and mega aggressions. Spontaneous feminist combustion (SFC). Millennial safe space agoraphobia (MSSA). Anaphylactic shock and seizures due to lack of trigger warning in the introduction. Praise for Alex and Katija - the Terrible Two: "Greatest book ever written!" - Bullshitters Weekly "A monumental piece of prose!" - Gordon Hooper "Will rock the foundations of the literary world!" - Graffiti scrawling on some forgotten toilette stall "A masterpiece!" - The Analphabet Herald "A really great book!" - My mommy "A piece of sh*t!" - Everybody else

Sophie's Terrible Twos

Sophie's Terrible Twos

  • Author: Rosemary Wells
  • Publisher: Penguin
  • ISBN: 0698136608
  • Category: Juvenile Fiction
  • Page: 32
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Oh no! Sophie got up on the wrong side of the crib! Nothing is right: birthday dress, birthday pancakes, or fairy wings. Then Granny and Sophie pay a visit to Zeke’s Palace of Costumes . Suddenly Sophie gets a chance to become a truly terrible two. Rosemary Wells captures a Terrible Two morning that will make both youngsters and oldsters laugh out loud.