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The Ultimate Book of Dad Jokes

Author : Gordon Hideaki Nagai
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A MASSIVE COLLECTION OF LAUGHABLE, CHEESY JOKES PERFECT FOR AMUSING DADS WHILE SLIGHTLY EMBARRASSING THE KIDS As groan-inducing as they are hilarious, dad jokes are the punny one-liners and oh-so-clever quips fathers never tire of telling. With this massive collection, no Dad will ever lack new material to make his kids facepalm: • A watermelon and a honeydew wanted to get married right away, but they cantaloupe. • After Humpty Dumpty recovered from his fall, he was just a shell of his former self. • Sign language interpreters have to lean sideways to translate something in italics. • Anyone with a wheat allergy that routinely eats pasta is just a gluten for punishment. • A chord walked into a bar and ordered a drink. The bartender said, “We don’t serve minors.”

1000 Dad Jokes

Author : Hayden Fox
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What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman? Frostbite! 1000 Dreadfully Good Dad Jokes that will keep everyone either laughing or groaning for hours on end! Also makes for a perfect Father's Day gift. Add to Cart Now if you are ready for some dreadfully good entertainment!

The Big Book of Dad Jokes

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Over 300 jokes, more than 100 pages, written by the funniest fathers in America!With From: __________ on the cover to make the perfect gift from you. Plus space to write a personalized dedication to your dad on page one. Over 300 family-friendly jokes to make your dad's day. He'll love these terrible rib-ticklers - specially selected by a panel of the funniest fathers. A man has been stealing wheels off of police cars. Police are working tirelessly to catch him. You heard of that new band 999-Megabytes? They're good but they haven't got a gig yet. My wife thinks I'm addicted to brake fluid. I keep telling her I could stop at any time. I've been happily married for four years. Out of a total of 10. I've been diagnosed with a disease that makes me tell airport jokes. The doctor says it's terminal. Why did the baker go to work? He kneads the dough. Someone threw a bottle of mayo at me. I was like what the Helman! To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office . . . I will find you. You have my Word! Dad jokes make you cringe and groan - but also make your dad laugh out loud. This dad joke book makes the perfect Father's Day gift for the dad who loves life and loves to laugh. A perfect dad gift from son, daughter or wife.

The VERY Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes

Author : Ian Allen
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Why did the banana go to the doctors? Because he wasn't peeling very well! Proving the age-old maxim that ‘it’s in the way that you tell them’, Dads – for the best part of forever – have always been renowned for being truly god-awful joke tellers. Whether it’s telling them at the wrong moment, misremembering the punchline or it just simply being one of those jokes that were terrible to begin with, Dads are an embarrassment to the whole family when it comes to trying to tell jokes. The VERY Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes is full to the brim with jokes that only your dear old Dad would dare say – jokes that will make you groan, sigh ... and then probably make you groan again. Dads take great pleasure in these kinds of jokes and some of them are so rubbish they actually blossom into proper rib-ticklers – but don’t tell your dad that, it’ll only encourage him!

The Big Book of Dad Jokes

Author : Joe Kerz
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Hundreds and Hundreds of Jokes that Will Drive Your Family Crazy Nothing is more hilarious for moms, sons, and daughters than the bad jokes dads tell. (Well, at least he thinks they're hilarious . . .) Have you ever noticed when you’re out to dinner and your dad takes it upon himself to antagonize your server with a lame joke? Has he ever made a pun that made everyone at a family gathering roll their eyes? Has he ever made a corny comment about things simply lying around the house? If you answered “yes” to any of the following, you’re not alone. Dad jokes are at the center of all dad interactions and the core of every dad’s persona. This comedic compendium compiles more than eight hundred of the best jokes dads can use to hone their craft and ensure maximum eye rolling. Included within are jokes such as: Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food; no atmosphere. Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It’s fine, he woke up. What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room? Odor in the court. What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? An irrelephant. What kind of tea is hard to swallow? Reality. With Dad Jokes, give your dad the gift of becoming the least funny/most "punny" guy in the room.

The Essential Compendium of Dad Jokes

Author : Thomas Nowak
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The Essential Compendium of Dad Jokes features 301 wonderfully cringe-worthy dad jokes—including the classics, twists on the classics, and fresh new material. For the first time ever, the best of the worst dad jokes are compiled in one pun-filled place. With original illustrations throughout, this extensive collection is sure to provide hours of silliness for the whole family. After all, no matter how groan-inducing dad jokes are, they will always have a special place in the joke arsenal. • Contains dozens of sidebars with interesting tidbits, joke-telling pointers, and profiles of legendary dad jokers • Features jokes from "I'm on a seafood diet , , , I see food and I eat it" to "I used to hate facial hair . . . but now it's growing on me" • Great for fathers, patient mothers, tolerant children, and anyone else who loves a pun They make us cringe, chuckle, and roll our eyes, but we all love a wonderfully corny dad joke. The Essential Compendium of Dad Jokes is so bad it's good, ensuring loads of laughter for the whole family. • A hilarious gift for dads and dads at heart, as well as pun and dumb joke lovers • Perfect Father's Day gift or new dad gift • Add it to the collection of books like 101 So Bad, They're Good Dad Jokes by Elias Hill, Jokes Every Man Should Know (Stuff You Should Know) by Don Steinberg, and Dad Jokes: Terribly Good Dad Jokes by Share The Love Gifts

The Official John Wayne Big Book of Dad Jokes

Author : Jeremy Brown
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From giving as good as he got at the Harvard Lampoon to his comedic work in such films and TV shows as Donovan’s Reef, North to Alaska, Rowan & Martin’s Laugh-In, I Love Lucy, Dean Martin Celebrity Roast and The Red Skelton Hour, John Wayne was never shy about exhibiting his wry, knowing sense of humor. It’s this facet of Duke that The Official John Wayne Big Book of Dad Jokes captures. A father of six children himself, Duke was no stranger to making kids crack up (or at least trying to). This book presents those stories of Duke as practical joker as well as willing victim, embedded within more than 400 clever, yet dreadful jokes, stories, riddles and puns, perfect for family members of every age. Some of the jokes are Duke- and Western-themed, but most are simply good, original Dad jokes: some good, some bad, some awful, but all funny. Readers will also find inside nearly three dozen fun photos of Duke exhibiting his good humor for all to see, laughing with his kids or fellow actors on set and behind the scenes, making this book a treasure for fans and fathers alike.

Dad Jokes

Author : Evan Ramsey
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The Best Dad Jokes Book! Get ready to laugh and make some groans! 250+ Exceptionally Bad Dad Jokes is the best dad jokes book for any dad who just loves delivering funny dad jokes and puns to unsuspecting victimes. Funny Jokes and Puns You Can't Live Without! Being a dad means many things and the most important thing is being able to tell a good dad joke. Make sure your dad is equipped with the best jokes. 250+ Exceptionally Bad Dad Jokes is a superb collection of funny dad jokes, hilarious one-liners and the best punny dad puns around. This joke book makes the best gift idea for dad! Your book includes: Classic dad jokes that never get old. Jokes for the whole family. So many funny Punny Puns! Great one-liners you don't want to be without. Groan-inducing humor. This makes a great gift not only for dads but for grandpa, uncle, brothers, fathers, teachers or anyone with a dad with a sense of humor! Help dad keep the laughs coming with this great joke book. Purchase today!

Good Bad and Just Plain Silly Dad Jokes

Author : Hayden Fox
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The Book Of Terribly Awesome Dad Jokes

Author : Activity Yooys
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Father's Day 2022 is right around the corner - snag this perfect gift for your Dads, Husbands, Friends, and Favorite Coworkers! "I don't tell dad jokes often, but when I do... ...he laughs!" A fantastic novelty gift for Fathers Day, Birthdays & Christmas. Splendid collection of 230 hilarious jokes, groan-worthy one-liners, and puns for every occasion, including well-known classics, hidden gems, and all-new material. Great selection of time-honored classics and all new jokes for 2022 Clean family-friendly jokes. This book contains a lot of designed formats for making you more Satisfied with the jooks Perfect gift for any Dad who loves telling jokes and making everyone laugh! (cough cough) Grab your copy today and channel your inner dad with some amazingly groan-worthy humor bombs!