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The Bumper Book of Very Silly Jokes

Author : Macmillan Children's Books
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Hundreds of silly jokes on every topic you can think of! What's the difference between an elephant and a biscuit? You can't dunk an elephant in your tea. Why did the monster get good marks in his exam? Because two heads are better than one. What do you call a woman with a tortoise on her head? Shelley.

The Tim Vine Bumper Book of Silliness

Author : Tim Vine
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Comedian and TV star Tim Vine delivers a jam-packed, laugh-a-minute assortment of hilarious silliness. Welcome to THE TIM VINE BUMPER BOOK OF SILLINESS. Put your 3D glasses on now. And then remove them because they won't make any difference. This is a bit like an annual. Annual love it. It's filled with silly jokes, daft quizzes, zany pictures and other silly stuff too. We live in a very serious world but now and again it's good to forget about that and say things like 'lozenge waffle' or 'giraffe sprocket'. Ideally to a stranger.

The Funniest Jokes for 8 Year Olds

Author : Macmillan Children's Books
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How does a gardener fix a hole in his jeans? With a vegetable patch. How do you make antifreeze? Hide her woolly jumper. What did the grumpy bee say? ‘Buzz off !' A superbly silly book packed with rib-tickling jokes, all specially selected for 8-year-olds. Puns, ‘knock knocks’ and gags galore are accompanied by hilarious illustrations to give young readers fits of giggles. The perfect gift for any 8-year-old who loves telling jokes and entertaining their friends and family!

The Funniest Jokes for 7 Year Olds

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What do witches use to wrap their presents? Spell-otape. What is the largest kind of ant? A giant. What ’s a mouse’s favourite game? Hide-and-squeak. A superbly silly book packed with rib-tickling jokes, all specially selected for 7-year-olds. Puns, ‘knock knocks’ and gags galore are accompanied by hilarious illustrations to give young readers fits of giggles. The perfect gift for any 7-year-old who loves telling jokes and entertaining their friends and family!

Football Jokes

Author : Macmillan Children's Books
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Perfect for football fans who like a good giggle, Football Jokes is filled with hundreds of the most hilarious football jokes around! With funny illustrations by Jane Eccles, young footie fanatics will be laughing through those all-important World Cup games, Premier League matches and European Cup finals. When is a footballer like a baby? When he dribbles. Who's in goal when the ghost team plays football? The ghoulie, of course Why is a football crowd learning to sing like a person opening a tin of sardines? They both have trouble with the key. How can a footballer stop his nose running? Put out a foot and trip it up.

Christmas Cracker Jokes

Author : Amanda Li
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A cracking collection of hilarious jokes to keep you chuckling not just during Christmas and the festive period, but the whole year round What do you call a boy trying to get the creases out of his clothes at the North Pole? Brrrr-ian! What goes Ho Ho Swoosh, Ho Ho Swoosh? Father Christmas in a revolving door! Waiter, waiter, my turkey has gone off. Which way did it go?

Super Safari Jokes

Author : Sally Lindley
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A safari can be a fun and funny experience. Jokes about safaris and the animals that can be seen on them are sure to delight even reluctant readers. Each joke is presented through text that’s simple enough to remember and retell later, allowing readers to share the laughs with their friends. Readers will also be entertained by the dynamic design of each page. This includes colorful illustrations designed to add even more humor. This high-interest topic appeals to a wide range of readers at a variety of levels.

Stellar Space Jokes

Author : Joe Fullman
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There’s a whole universe of jokes to tell about space! Readers learn new and familiar space jokes through accessible text presented in an eye-catching way. The colorful design of each page is enhanced by silly illustrations that accompany many of the jokes. The high-interest topic and engaging layout will keep even the most reluctant readers entertained. The jokes included in this volume are out of this world, and readers will have fun telling them to all their friends.

Comical Festivals

Author : Chuck Whelon
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Humor is an excellent way to get young learners interested in reading. This hilarious volume features an abundance of age-appropriate, festival-themed jokes that will have readers cracking up. These creative jokes will make readers think, but are also concise enough that they'll be able to easily recount the jokes to share with friends. Colorful illustrations closely correlate to jokes and support the understanding of them, while also inciting laughter and joy in young readers.

The Anti boredom Book of Brilliant Things To Do

Author : Andy Seed
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Warning: this ebook will cure all boredom! Pick which pet is worse: a vampire bat, a dead worm or Godzilla; decide what you would do if you were Prime Minister; discover some yucky things that people eat around the world... and much more! This witty and wacky ebook is bursting with laugh-out-loud facts, games, quizzes and things to do for hours of fun. Say goodbye to long journey blues!