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Quote Junkie Funny Edition

Author : Hagopian Institute
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Over 800 of the funniest quotes from some of the most serious people in the history of the world! The Hagopian Institute, LLC has compiled the Quote Junkie series. The overall series includes over 8,000 quotes, focusing mostly on short quotes that can be used in everyday life as sources of wisdom and inspiration. This particular edition of the series includes hilarious quotes by some of the most serious men and women ever to live on this planet. Please enjoy this edition of the series, and share these quotes with your coworkers, friends, and family.

Funny Quotes

Author : Gabi Rupp
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Funny Quotes Book: Inspirational Picture Quotes About the Funny Side of Life Gabi Rupp, creator of LeanJumpStart.com shares an extraordinary collection of funny quotes in the context of friends, women, men, weight loss, retirement, office, pets and anything else people can get a good laugh. At times gently whimsical and others greatly humorous, this collection will not disappoint. "Inspirational Picture Quotes about the Funny Side of Life" is a beautiful combination of photography and timeless wisdom. As one of a series of picture quote books it is written for the lover of visually appealing funny quotes. Whether for your personal library or as a gift, Inspirational Picture Quotes about the Funny Side of Life is an excellent way to bring a little fun and laughter to all! These funny things ever said will put a smile on your face or leave you laughing for a while. They remind you not to take yourself too seriously all the time and are excellent for breaking the ice. After all, as Victor Borge once said, "Laughter is the shortest distance between two people". Vibrant Pictures Brilliant color photos grace each page. This ultimate book of funny, facetious and droll quotes is perfect to carry in your pocket for daily uplifting messages, sure to make each day a little brighter in today's stressed out world. A gift book for many occasions...family, friends and co-workers A great one-size-fits-all book that is sure to engage, enlighten, and keep everyone laughing even after reading it. With their eclectic mixture of human understanding, wisdom, and just plain fun, these are gifts that people want to give and love to receive. Inspiring Funny Quotes from people throughout history Filled with funny quotes from people throughout history, you will read the wisdom of known historical and modern figures such as: - Agatha Christie - Eva Gabor - Albert Einstein - Pope John XIII - Elbert Hubbard -Leslie Nielsen Pick up your copy of Inspirational Picture Quotes about the Funny Side of Life today and fill your world with Fun and Laughter! AFTER YOUR PURCHASE PLEASE LOOK UP OUR OTHER TITLES YOU MIGHT LIKE: Inspirational Picture Quotes about Life Inspirational Picture Quotes about Learning Inspirational Picture Quotes about Gratitude Inspirational Picture Quotes about Habits Inspirational Picture Quotes about Hope Inspirational Picture Quotes about Happiness Inspirational Picture Quotes about Friendship Inspirational Picture Quotes about Love Inspirational Picture Quotes about Horses Inspirational Picture Quotes about Christmas

Inspirational Quotes

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Inspirational Quotes Sale price. You will save 66% with this offer. Please hurry up! The Best Inspirational Quotes of Famous People and Philosophers (famous quotes, happiness quotes, motivational quotes, love quotes, funny quotes) Everyone has ever dreamt of having mind of a genius but not so many people have it in reality. At least, we can imagine how great people think by reading their quotes. It's a very interesting and developing hobby. Because, the more you read the right text the better you think and improve your mind. This book is meant to become your trainer, teacher and a friend. Here you can find any quotes on any topic you are interested in. This book comprises a lot of different quotes of famous people that may become your inspirational and motivational quotes for every day. The book provides more than 300 quotes of different philosophers, politicians, actors, writers and other famous people of all time and even modern ones. These quotes are meant to inspire you in any situation of your life. This book includes quotes about: Human Life Time and Destiny Relationship between a Man and a Woman Beauty Marriage Happiness World and House Art Friendship Education Wisdom And much more Reading these quotes is really a fast tool for gaining knowledge because they give you so much inspiration in many spheres of your life. Read this book and get smarter! "What we think, we become." Buddha Download your copy of " Inspirational Quotes " by scrolling up and clicking "Buy Now With 1-Click" button. Tags: motivation, business, entrepreneurship, success, motivational, mentoring, coaching, influencing people, persuade, motivational, inspirations quotes, famous Quotes, happiness quotes, motivational quotes, life quotes, love quotes, funny quotes, funny saying, sayings, aphorisms, funny phrases, famous quotes, best quotes, famous people, sayings, quotes, self-education.

My Kids Quotes Memory Book

Author : Lilly's Journal
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My Kids Quote Book - A Log Book For Funny Things Your Children Say! 120 pages of different quote bubbles to fill in all the hilarious, witty, curious and unusual things your kids may come out with! Could be used for multiple different kids. Great size at 6 x 9 inches, can easily fit in your handbag for vacations/holidays and so on, so that you can jot down the funny quotes when you're out! Lovely memory book to look back on, when your children are older and something you'll be able to share with them too! Each book has a soft matte cover & quality black and white page interior. This would make a lovely gift for a new parent, a parent whose kids are entering the toddler years, a baby shower, of gift at Christmas/Birthday. Enjoy!!

Comedy Quotes from the Movies

Author : Larry Langman
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Clever repartee, double entendres, punch lines and many other variations of humor have been a staple of movie dialogue since the advent of talkies. Collected here are over 4,000 of the best comedic lines from the movies. The compilers of this book have tried to bring together some of the funniest, wittiest and most outrageous snatches of dialogue on film over a sixty year time period. For each entry the authors set the quotation in context, provide the name of the actor or actress, the name of the movie and the year of release. The quotations are arranged by a broad range of categories, such as politics, food and eating, gambling, and many others. A title index and a name index follow the body of the book..

Funny Quotes Serious People

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"If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?" ― Abraham Lincoln What do Albert Einstein, Winston Churchill, and Abraham Lincoln have in common? They were great achievers, and had a great sense of humor! This book is a collection of the 365 funniest and cleverest quotes from remarkable people across history. They were artists, inventors, business people, politicians; and despite their busy lives, they had always time for a good laugh. I believe we should do the same. We should take a break, laugh, and have a better life! That's what this book is about. Have a happy day!

The 2 320 Funniest Quotes

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ENJOY THE MOST HILARIOUS QUOTES OF ALL TIME Presenting the best of the best from AllGreatQuotes.com, this uproarious volume features gems on every topic, from sex and money to spouses and politics. Bringing together clever remarks from celebrities, politicians, thinkers, comedians and generally funny people, this collection of snappy quotes will leave you in hysterics. • God gave man a penis and a brain, but not enough blood to use both at the same time. — Robin Williams • Money can’t buy you happiness, but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. — Spike Milligan • Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. — Oscar Wilde • The answers to life’s problems aren’t at the bottom of a bottle, they’re on TV! — Homer Simpson • When I eventually met Mr. Right, I had no idea that his fi rst name was “Always.” — Rita Rudner • Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. — George Burns

Breathtakingly Original Series Book Three Actually Funny Actually Poignant Scenes for Adults and Seniors

Author : Michele M. Miller
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Great Funny Quotes Sweeten Your Life with Laughter

Author : David Young
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"We don't laugh because we're happy - we're happy because we laugh," according to philosopher and psychologist William James. Great Funny Quotes gives you 2,335 reasons to laugh and be happy. Stressed at work? Burnt out from taking care of the kids? Overwhelmed by family, financial or health problems? Regardless of your situation, this hilarious book will give you an instant vacation, a chance to relax, renew your spirit and gain a fresh perspective - so vital to overcoming life's toughest challenges. Or maybe you've lost your joy. If so, this book can help you too. As Josh Billings said, "Laughter is the fireworks of the soul." So relax and enjoy Great Funny Quotes, and sweeten your life with laughter.

The Inbetweeners A Z

Author : Matthew Richardson
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Everything you have ever wanted to know about the best comedy show in years is within these pages! Find yourself knee-deep in Inbetweeners facts as you read all about how the show came to be such a success, where it is filmed, who watches it, as well as the inside stories of the cast and characters we have come to know and love.

My Inspirational Diary

Author : Steve Rogers
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My Inspirational Diary The Best Diary for Everyday Inspiration (famous quotes, happiness quotes, motivational quotes, love quotes, funny quotes) This diary is designed for your everyday inspiration. It's not a usual diary as it is made to raise your mood and encourage you for new accomplishments. This diary contains lots of inspirational quotes in pictures that will help you to believe more in yourself and achieve your goals. The quotes and phrases are collected to give more motivation and orientation on success. The right thinking is necessary to achieve your goals. In this diary you will find a lot of useful phrases that will help you to develop yourself and give you more self confidence in what you do. You can start your year with writing about your plans and dreams in your inspirational diary and you will see your progress in the end of the year. Every page has a valuable phrase that is meant to lead you to success and to give you more inspiration. This diary can become your guide, inspiration, mentor and friend. You can write down whatever you want in this diary and watch your progress in your life, rereading the pages of your diary, recording the course of events. You can create your new life and change it for the better. This diary is meant to help you in making your life more remarkable as we create our own life. It is always interesting to watch how you change and change your life. This diary is full of positive energy, inspiration and good mood. In this diary you can write down: Your goals Your plans To-do lists Important dates Your everyday thoughts and plans It also includes: Address book Telephone book Important dates Birthdays Download your copy of "Inspirational diary" by scrolling up and clicking "Buy Now With 1-Click" button. Tags: motivation, business, famous Quotes, happiness quotes, motivational quotes, life quotes, funny quotes, funny saying, sayings, inspirational, diary, aphorisms, funny phrases, best quotes, famous people, business quotes, entrepreneurship, success, motivational, mentoring, coaching, influencing people, persuade, motivational, inspiration, inspirations quotes, happiness quotes, motivational quotes, business, success, management, trade, life quotes, sayings, quotes, self-education, fortune, risk, investment, self confidence, investing, business tips.

Golf It s a Funny Old Game

Author : M. Prefontaine
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For us rabbits the game of golf is a constant battle between fantasy and reality. The great hopes and ambitions that accompany us on the first tee quickly evaporate by a combination of mother nature, gravity and the cruelest of luck. One of the charms of the Great Game is that we are constantly chasing what is, in theory, attainable but in reality highly elusive. It is a perpetual series of occasions for hope. David Feherty summed it up when he said; "Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle." It is astonishing how long the occasional miracle can remain in the memory to the total eclipse of all else. Golf is a game whose hook is baited with hope. This book is a compendium of quotes from players who have been similarly troubled by the journey from great hopes to cruel reality. I hope you enjoy their reflections.

501 Quotes about Life

Author : M. Prefontaine
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Words have power and none more so than some of the most powerful quotes from some of the great minds of history. Thoughts expressed succinctly can inspire and motivate individuals to change their lives, they can get a message across and they can provide insight. This is a collection of life quotes selected by the author which is designed to inspire, motivate and amuse. They are a diverse collection ranging from Socrates to Mae West and provide many different viewpoints. You can just pick this book up anytime and carry on where you left off last time. It is for those who want to pep up a speech, a presentation or an email and for those who just want to jump start their brains with thought provoking or amusing quotations. I hope this book will prove useful, amusing and the quotes will resonate with you.

The Funny Side of the United Kingdom

Author : Theo Tebbe
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Seminar paper from the year 2007 in the subject English Language and Literature Studies - Linguistics, grade: 1,7, University of Osnabruck, course: British Life and Times, 21 entries in the bibliography, language: English, abstract: If people who are living outside the United Kingdom are asked to characterise British humour, many of them will probably mention the jokes of one of the Monty Python series or maybe famous quotes from the British sitcom Fawlty Towers; and if you ask these people which person they would associate with the shows, the answer will probably be: John Cleese. He is well known in nearly all European countries and even in the United States. But how did he become that famous or maybe even a label for today's view on English humour? In my research paper I want to point out Cleese's significance for British Comedy and humour. At first, I would like to give a general definition of the term and at the same time look at different types of humour in order to investigate why people start grinning or laughing in certain situations. I will present some criteria which can detect different types of humour and consider humour on phonological and syntactical levels. Then I want to work out if there is a special concept of humour in the United Kingdom and if this humour even characterises the British culture. In a next step I will compare the stereotypical concept of British and German humour to show that they are at least rated as being contradictory. After I have shown some typical styles and techniques of the British humour, my central focus will be on John Cleese. I want to give an overview of his life and introduce people who are close to him or supported him in his career. In doing so I will also concentrate on his major achievements: e.g. Monty Python's Flying Circus and their films and Fawlty Towers. Their popularity throughout the world is really remarkable and shows that Cleese and his friends possibly managed to broadcast a new sense of humour. I wi"

My Kid s Quotes

Author : Briana Cesar
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Kids quotes journal This beautifully designed Quoteworthy Kid journal is great way to record the hilarious, unexpected, surprising or simply wonderful things kids say. Each page includes the "Who, What, When and Where" as well as a generous a speech bubbled area for writing what was said! Whether as a thoughtful, family oriented gift or for yourself, the pages are ready and waiting to be filled.Fill In Quote Journal to keep track of all the funny and memorable things your kid has said over the years. DETAILS: 161 Pages Dimensions: 6 x 9 Inches Great for Mom, Dad, Parents

My Kid s Quotes Journal

Author : Rogue Plus Publishing
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MY KIDS QUOTES JOURNAL Kids are fond of saying funny, surprisingly and silly words, quotes and stories. As a parent, you wish to remember all of these things. This My Kid's Quote Journal is perfect you! This cute notebook allows parents to record and remember the hilarious, remarkable, and smart words their kids say. We have designed our journal to be: VERSATILE. This My Kid's Quote Journal is great for creating a life-long memory keepsake for your kids. Keeping a record of their stories all in one place to reflect and remember will be a sure hit in family gatherings. It will be very fun for your kids to read when they get older, too. The pages have different set ups so you can do long or short stories or quotes. USEFUL & CONVENIENT. Keep a child's quotes in a journal, so you can look back and laugh at the hilarious things your children said when they were younger. A NOTEBOOK BUILT TO LAST. Enjoy its good quality and reliable materials because this is made tough and reliable for you to use and look back on the contents many times over the years. The firm cover protects the pages from crumpling. PERFECT SIZE. With its 15.24 x 22.86 cm (6" x 9") dimensions, you can easily squeeze this notebook in your bag. The size is perfectly made handy. COOL COVER. You'll be amused with its fun and sturdy cover. See our collections of notebooks and be inspired of its creative design. We stand for quality and want you to have the best writing experience with our notebook. Get this journal and remember those funny, silly and thoughtful things your children tell you. Grab a copy now!

My Grandkid s Quotes Journal

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Kids are fond of saying funny, surprisingly and silly words, quotes and stories. As a grandparent, you wish to remember all of these things. This My Grankid's Quote Journal is perfect you! This cute notebook allows grandparents to record and remember the hilarious, remarkable, and smart words their grandkids say. We have designed our journal to be: VERSATILE. This My Kid's Quote Journal is great for creating a life-long memory keepsake for your kids. Keeping a record of their stories all in one place to reflect and remember will be a sure hit in family gatherings. It will be very fun for your kids to read when they get older, too. The pages have different set ups so you can do long or short stories or quotes. USEFUL & CONVENIENT. Keep a child's quotes in a journal, so you can look back and laugh at the hilarious things your grandchildren said when they were younger. A NOTEBOOK BUILT TO LAST. Enjoy its good quality and reliable materials because this is made tough and reliable for you to use and look back on the contents many times over the years. The firm cover protects the pages from crumpling. PERFECT SIZE. With its 15.24 x 22.86 cm (6" x 9") dimensions, you can easily squeeze this notebook in your bag. The size is perfectly made handy. COOL COVER. You'll be amused with its fun and sturdy cover. See our collections of notebooks and be inspired of its creative design. We stand for quality and want you to have the best writing experience with our notebook. Get this journal and remember those funny, silly and thoughtful things your grandchildren tell you. Grab a copy now!

Funny Love Quotes in Dutch

Author : Ingeborg Stinissen
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Funny & Love Quotes in Dutch. A collection of quotations by well-known artists and thinkers throughout the history, with the Dutch translation and phonetic pronunctiations. "Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?" - Robin Williams "Waarom noemen ze het spitsuur wanneer niets beweegt?" - Robin Williams "All you need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt." - Charles M. Schulz "Het enige wat je nodig hebt is liefde, maar een beetje chocolade nu en dan doet geen pijn." - Charles M. Schulz

Hold on Let Me Overthink This

Author : Positive Quotes Positive Quotes Series Publishing
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Have you ever needed more motivation? What could you do if you were more creative? If you're looking for a Retro Vintage Gift for your parents, grandparents, kids, boys, girls, youth, teens, partners, husband, wife, Office workers and friends or want a Cute notebook with Positive and Inspirational Quote for yourself to use it at home, school, or the office. Also, makes a thoughtful birthday or holiday gift., you'll love this Notebook with Funny Saying On Cover. Because this versatile notebook has a powerful motivational cover. In addition, the cover is sure to be a conversation starter and crowd pleaser. How many compliments will you get from friends, family, and coworkers when they see your new notebook? Notebooks help in each of these areas. If you want to take it to the next level, imagine how quickly and easily things will fall in place when you use this Notebook with Funny Saying On Cover! Buy Now & Enjoy: * A funny and witty humor cover * Organization & fun with stickers and washi tape * Portable size and convenient soft cover * Hours of organization, mindfulness, relaxation, and journaling! Use As A: ° A Monthly, Weekly, or Day Planner ° Gratitude Journal to lift your mood ° Collections Journal for your life lists and dreams ° Quote book filled with inspirational quotes ° Scrapbook, memory journal, bucket list, book log...and much more Get More Out Of Life Write down accomplishments with your hobbies, fitness, and other life goals. Look back and feel good about yourself and all you've done. Use journaling to celebrate your goals, Birthday, dreams and to track important tasks, take notes, and keep phone numbers. Just write all this in your Awesome Notebook and take charge of your life. Increase Creativity, Memory, and Intelligence Studies show writing by hand boosts creativity, memory and intelligence. Journaling also helps manage emotions, improve self-awareness, and develop empathy. This leads to understanding others better and more emotional intelligence. Journaling also gives your creative juices more punch so you can quickly and easily come up with clever ideas. Imagine how awesome you'll be with more creativity. Your next great idea may be right at the tips of your fingers waiting to find its way onto the pages of your Perfect Notebook Retro Vintage Gift. Many Uses This cute notebook has many uses. Store a teensy bit of yourself in it by using it as a memory journal or scrapbook. Use it as a gratitude journal. Simply writing down a few happy thoughts every night can have you waking up refreshed and uplifted in the morning. Use this inspiring notebook to make lists of places you'd like to visit or as a travel journal when you get there. Where will this Awesome Notebook take you?"

2020 My Big Plans

Author : Positive Quotes Positive Quotes Series Publishing
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Have you ever needed more motivation? What could you do if you were more creative? If you're looking for a Retro Vintage Gift for your parents, grandparents, kids, boys, girls, youth, teens, partners, husband, wife, Office workers and friends or want a Cute notebook with Positive and Inspirational Quote for yourself to use it at home, school, or the office. Also, makes a thoughtful birthday or holiday gift., you'll love this Notebook with Funny Saying On Cover. Because this versatile notebook has a powerful motivational cover. In addition, the cover is sure to be a conversation starter and crowd pleaser. How many compliments will you get from friends, family, and coworkers when they see your new notebook? Notebooks help in each of these areas. If you want to take it to the next level, imagine how quickly and easily things will fall in place when you use this Notebook with Funny Saying On Cover! Buy Now & Enjoy: * A funny and witty humor cover * Organization & fun with stickers and washi tape * Portable size and convenient soft cover * Hours of organization, mindfulness, relaxation, and journaling! Use As A: ° A Monthly, Weekly, or Day Planner ° Gratitude Journal to lift your mood ° Collections Journal for your life lists and dreams ° Quote book filled with inspirational quotes ° Scrapbook, memory journal, bucket list, book log...and much more Get More Out Of Life Write down accomplishments with your hobbies, fitness, and other life goals. Look back and feel good about yourself and all you've done. Use journaling to celebrate your goals, Birthday, dreams and to track important tasks, take notes, and keep phone numbers. Just write all this in your Awesome Notebook and take charge of your life. Increase Creativity, Memory, and Intelligence Studies show writing by hand boosts creativity, memory and intelligence. Journaling also helps manage emotions, improve self-awareness, and develop empathy. This leads to understanding others better and more emotional intelligence. Journaling also gives your creative juices more punch so you can quickly and easily come up with clever ideas. Imagine how awesome you'll be with more creativity. Your next great idea may be right at the tips of your fingers waiting to find its way onto the pages of your Perfect Notebook Retro Vintage Gift. Many Uses This cute notebook has many uses. Store a teensy bit of yourself in it by using it as a memory journal or scrapbook. Use it as a gratitude journal. Simply writing down a few happy thoughts every night can have you waking up refreshed and uplifted in the morning. Use this inspiring notebook to make lists of places you'd like to visit or as a travel journal when you get there. Where will this Awesome Notebook take you?"