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The Truth About Chuck Norris

The Truth About Chuck Norris

400 Facts About the World's Greatest Human

  • Author: Ian Spector
  • Publisher: Penguin
  • ISBN: 1101216875
  • Category: Humor
  • Page: 176
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The lowdown on the toughest, sexiest, and beardiest man to ever stalk the earth Since its emergence from the bowels of the internet, the Chuck Norris Fact has roundhouse kicked its way into the world’s consciousness with all the vim and verve of its namesake. Singing the praises of his unequaled toughness, his mighty kicking feet, his indestructible beard, his frightening virility, and his ability to stop time by thinking about pineapples, The Truth About Chuck Norris is the one book brave enough to go behind the beard and reveal the real Chuck. Ian Spector, webmaster of the site which started the meme and survivor of a real-life encounter with Chuck himself, has selected the 400 most kick-ass facts from his library of thousands, as well as illustrations as awesome as the man himself. This death-defying volume includes such awe-inspiring observations as: • A cobra once bit Chuck Norris’s leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died. • Chuck Norris can charge a cell phone by rubbing it against his beard. • When an episode of “Walker, Texas Ranger” aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side. • Chuck Norris was the first person to tame a dinosaur. • Chuck Norris once visited The Virgin Islands. Afterward, they were renamed The Islands. • Every piece of furniture in Chuck Norris’s house is a Total Gym. A must-have paean to the archetypical American male and a bible of all things Chuck, The Truth About Chuck Norris is easily the most important book of all time. AN UNAUTHORIZED PARODY

Chuck Norris Vs. Mr. T

Chuck Norris Vs. Mr. T

400 Facts About the Baddest Dudes in the History of Ever

  • Author: Ian Spector
  • Publisher: Penguin
  • ISBN: 9781101175064
  • Category: Humor
  • Page: 176
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In November 2007, Gotham Books unleashed The Truth about Chuck Norris upon the world and changed publishing forever. Containing 400 farcical facts about pop culture icon Chuck Norris, the book burned through thirteen printings, roundhouse kicked the New York Times bestseller list, and left readers delighted (and a little bit terrified).... Now Ian Spector has returned to his voluminous vault to bring readers 200 new Chuck Norris facts alongside 200 facts about his longtime antagonist Mr. T, in a battle that pits foot against fist, beard against mohawk, and Delta Force against A-Team. Included in this fearsome tome are such startling observations as: ? There is nothing to fear but fear itself, and fear itself fears Chuck Norris. ? King Kong once challenged Godzilla to an arm-wrestling match. Mr. T won. ? The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris. ? The last man to make eye contact with Mr. T was Stevie Wonder. ? Chuck Norris is a man?s man?s man. ? Mr. T once beat a man to death with his own corpse. A hilarious tribute to two of the greatest humans who have ever lived, Chuck Norris vs Mr. T is the one book that can finally reveal what happens when an irresistible force meets an immovable object.

Chuck Norris: Longer and Harder

Chuck Norris: Longer and Harder

The Complete Chronicle of the World's Deadliest, Sexiest, and Beardiest Man

  • Author: Ian Spector
  • Publisher: Penguin
  • ISBN: 1101600462
  • Category: Humor
  • Page: 464
  • View: 1901
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The ultimate collection of 1,500 facts about the world’s toughest and most awesome man. Finally, the wait is over. The most comprehensive collection of Chuck Norris facts from the New York Times bestselling series by Ian Spector is ready to blow your mind. Only the manliest of men will be able to handle this bind-up of The Truth About Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris vs. Mr. T, Chuck Norris Cannot Be Stopped, The Last Stand of Chuck Norris, and over one hundred new facts. There is nowhere to run, nowhere to hide from these 1,500 facts about the man so powerful we quake when uttering his name: Chuck Norris.

The Last Stand of Chuck Norris

The Last Stand of Chuck Norris

400 All New Facts About the Most Terrifying Man in the Universe

  • Author: Ian Spector
  • Publisher: Penguin
  • ISBN: 1101514817
  • Category: Humor
  • Page: 176
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The reign of terror continues...Chuck Norris is back in the New York Times bestselling humor series. Just when you thought it was safe to read, Chuck Norris is back with another roundhouse kick to the face. Fans of this bestselling series will rejoice at this newest addition to the hilarious anthology. The Last Stand of Chuck Norris contains 400 all-new, kick-ass facts about the book's indomitable namesake, including: ? Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun. ? When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways. ? Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He pushes the world down. ? Chuck Norris doesn't need a Twitter account. He is already following you. ? Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

Chuck Norris Cannot Be Stopped

Chuck Norris Cannot Be Stopped

400 All-New Facts About the Man Who Knows Neither Fear Nor Mercy

  • Author: Ian Spector
  • Publisher: Penguin
  • ISBN: 9781101429402
  • Category: Humor
  • Page: 176
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The Legend of Chuck Norris Lives On After the deadly duo of The Truth About Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris vs. Mr. T roundhouse-kicked bestseller lists, Ian Spector returns to complete the thrillogy that has become just as unstoppable, herculean, and legendary as Chuck Norris himself. Chuck Norris Cannot Be Stopped reveals 400 all-new facts about the roughest, toughest, and buffest man to ever stalk the face of the Earth. This third testament about the master of macho manliness uncovers such unknown facts as: *Jesus follows Chuck Norris on Twitter. *The reason we haven't found Osama Bin Laden is because Chuck Norris found him first. *When Chuck Norris tells time, time obeys. *A solar eclipse is the sun's attempt to hide from Chuck Norris. *Someone once put Chuck Norris on hold. That's where the term choke-hold comes from. *A man once broke every bone in his body to avoid Chuck Norris doing it for him. Brimming with brawn and full of fortitude, Chuck Norris Cannot Be Stopped contains everything you ever wanted to know about Chuck Norris but were too terrified to ask.

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris

Longer & Harder

  • Author: Ian Spector
  • Publisher: Penguin UK
  • ISBN: 0857960741
  • Category: Humor
  • Page: 368
  • View: 6629
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Finally, the wait is over. The most comprehensive collection of Chuck Norris facts from the New York Times bestselling series by Ian Spector is ready to blow your mind. Only the manliest of men will be able to handle this bind-up of The Truth About Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris vs. Mr. T, Chuck Norris Cannot Be Stopped, The Last Stand of Chuck Norris, and over one hundred new facts. There is nowhere to run, nowhere to hide from these 1500 facts about the man so powerful we quake when uttering his name: Chuck Norris.

The Good, the Bad, and the Deadly

The Good, the Bad, and the Deadly

The Chuck Norris Fact Thrillogy

  • Author: Ian Spector
  • Publisher: Gotham Books
  • ISBN: 9781592406098
  • Category: Humor
  • Page: 515
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A humorous collection of "facts" about the martial artist and television star exemplifying his manliness and machismo.

The Official Chuck Norris Fact Book

The Official Chuck Norris Fact Book

101 of Chuck's Favorite Facts and Stories

  • Author: Chuck Norris
  • Publisher: Tyndale House Publishers, Inc.
  • ISBN: 9781414361499
  • Category: Humor
  • Page: 320
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For the first time, Norris gives readers not only his favorite "facts about himself, but also the stories behind the facts and the code by which he lives his life.

Texts From Last Night

Texts From Last Night

All the Texts No One Remembers Sending

  • Author: Lauren Leto,Ben Bator
  • Publisher: Penguin
  • ISBN: 1101196580
  • Category: Humor
  • Page: 192
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In the tradition of The Truth About Chuck Norris, PostSecret, and I Can Has Cheezburger?, Texts from Last Night celebrates the funniest and most outrageous text messages from the instantly popular website There are few forms of communication that are more entertaining, appalling, and laugh-out-loud hilarious than the text message--especially when it's received in the wee hours of the morning from a friend who has had one too many shots of tequila. Texts from Last Night is a celebration of the best, worst, and weirdest text messages that have ever been sent, such as: •Before i could say "i'm not the kind of girl," i was •I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti •The ticket read "found nude in a tree" Texts from Last Night is chock full of LOL and WTF moments and will make any thumb-typer :) in recognition. Read Ben Bator and Lauren Leto's post on the Penguin Blog.

The Truth about Your Height

The Truth about Your Height

Exploring the Myths and Realities of Human Size and Its Effects on Performance, Health, Pollution, and Survival

  • Author: Thomas T. Samaras
  • Publisher: Reventropy Assoc
  • ISBN: N.A
  • Category: Body, Mind & Spirit
  • Page: 318
  • View: 811
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The first book ever to explore the multi-faceted impact of increasing size in humans. The Truth About Your Height is receiving wide national and international recognition as a pioneer work on how increasing human stature affects health, resources, the environment, and survival of the human race. Extensive information is given on healthful nutritional and exercise practices. It also describes the role of height and other factors on how long one will live. Harper's Magazine, Vice President Al Gore, and many scientists have given it high praise. "This is an incredible book... absolutely phenomenal... an encyclopedia of knowledge about the human body... I just can't put it down". -- Dr. Heigh, M.D., Host "Talking Health" "An excellent book for all to read who care about the human anatomy, the effects of people's size on health and performance, the world population explosion, and the preservation of our environment". -- Dr. Benjamin H. Alexander, Ph.D. President, Drew Dawn Enterprises, Former Deputy Assistant Secretary of Education, Washington, D.C.