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The Vampiric Housewife

Author : Kristen Marquette
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In the sleepy town of Sangre Valley, Buicks still have tailfins, girls don poodle skirts, and families gather around their black and white televisions to watch The Donna Reed Show. But not all is as it seems in this 1950's town. The milkman leaves bottles of blood on the doorstep instead of milk, and the grocery store sells human heads as produce instead of heads of lettuce. The residents of Sangre Valley are vampires. Valerie Murray is a vampiric housewife with three beautiful children, a successful husband, and a lovely home. But after a dinner party for her husband's boss Dr. Venjamin, Valerie learns the doctor's dark secret and her world is turned upside down. Now to save her children from Venjamin's depraved plans, they must flee Sangre Valley and run for their lives. But what the family faces outside their small town is nearly as terrifying as what awaits them within.

The Psychic Housewives Handbook

Author : Lorraine Roe
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A fun, funny, and highly practical guide, The Psychic Housewive's Handbook teaches women and their children how to develop their innate psychic abilities. Psychic housewife and author Lorraine Roe helps women discover their inner psychic in a very down-to-earth style. Focusing largely on the power of self care, Roe answers such questions as:What can I do to become a psychic quickly?How can I make my home life more comfortable and fun?What do I say to the kids? The book is filled with exercises and tips to help ordinary housewives connect with the psychic energy within to enjoy and enrich their lives. "It is a book about pursuing authentic relationships with the living and the dead, experiencing complete freedom and really going for your life."

The Monster with a Thousand Faces

Author : Brian J. Frost
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Brian Frost chronicles the history of the vampire in myth and literature, providing a sumptuous repast for all devotees of the bizarre. In a wide-ranging survey, including plot summaries of hundreds of novels and short stories, the reader meets an amazing assortment of vampires from the pages of weird fiction, ranging from the 10,000-year-old femme fatale in Robert E. Howard's Conan the Conqueror to the malevolent fetus in Eddy C. Bertin's “Something Small, Something Hungry.” Nostalgia buffs will enjoy a discussion of the vampire yarns in the pulp magazines of the interwar years, while fans of contemporary vampire fiction will also be sated.

Lexx Housewives Forever Knight Tin Man

Author : Jim Fenn
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Join the hilarious adventures of Nick at Night, Natty Bumpy, Croissant, and Black Jeans of 'Forever Knight.' And from 'Lexx, ' Stain D. Wheedle, Sieve, Special K, Licker, the man eating plant, 7.99 Plus Tax, the crazy robot head, Man Treed, and the Giggle Shadow. The fascinating ladies of Hysteria Lane, Snoozin', Paella, Breed Bandicoot, Eating Brick, Moms Pizza; and their men, Mook Dolphin, Raoul Solstice, Rex, the Wonder Husband, and Whoreson Sludge. And from 'Tin Man, ' BJ and The Bear, Zilch, Roar, and Wyatt Burp. The bad guys are the Lounge Cats, so called because they always carry portable, battery powered, karaoke machines. And the evil Aspidistra, whose bats fly out of her -- you'll see. All searching for the Emerald Ziti. And many more.

The Vampire

Author : Montague Summers
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The Vampires of Morgan Creek

Author : Amanda Ashley
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“A master of her craft.” —Maggie Shayne Gathered together for the first time, all three of New York Times bestselling author Amanda Ashley’s seductive tales of Morgan Creek and its unforgettable inhabitants . . . AS TWILIGHT FALLS Photographing ghost towns across the American West, Kadie Andrews takes a wrong turn and ends up in Morgan Creek, Wyoming—a spot that isn’t on the map. It’s a quaint little place, but when twilight falls, it takes on a sinister air. And when Kadie captures the attention of master vampire Rylan Saintcrow, she can feel his power. He may be the most compelling creature she’s ever imagined, but he is also a man—one who needs a woman to be his willing prisoner—for eternity . . . TWILIGHT DREAMS Holly Parrish has never met anyone like Micah Ravenwood: his dark eyes, his movie-star smile, the indefinable way he looks at her. Even when she thought he was simply another investment firm client, her lust overpowered her logic. But she never expected their attraction to lead her to an eerie ghost town in Wyoming. Only vampires call the deserted place home—and one of them is Micah . . . TWILIGHT DESIRES Sofia Ravenwood was once fascinated by vampires—their seductive power, their inhuman strength, their dark desires. Then one attacked her family, and she vowed to keep clear. Until she heard about Ethan Parrish: a sweet, sizzling-hot former college football player, turned into a vampire against his will. Wandering the deserted streets of Morgan Creek, Ethan’s sure he'll be alone forever—until Sofia agrees to meet him . . .

Reproductions of Reproduction

Author : Judith Roof
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Reproductions of Reproduction is about the loss of the paternal metaphor and how the ensuing scramble to relocate it has set off a series of representational crises. Examining the sudden popularity of such figures as cyborgs, bodybuilders, and vampires; shifts in legislation about abortion, paternity and copyright; the transition to a digital-based society; the emergence of lesbian and gay studies; the growing infatuation with hyper-realistic patterns in television, this book argues that each of these manifestations represents an attempt to resituate the paternal metaphor. While this shift affects our understandings of everything from narratives to law to time, it also suggests a point of potential political intervention, allowing us to identify the full implications of these changes.

Vampires in Italian Cinema 1956 1975

Author : Michael Guarneri
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Demonstrates how and why the transnational figure of the vampire was appropriated by Italian genre filmmakers between 1956 and 1975.

Slayers Vampires The Complete Uncensored Unauthorized Oral History of Buffy Angel

Author : Edward Gross
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From the bestselling authors of the critically acclaimed two-volume series The Fifty-Year Mission, comes Slayers & Vampires: The Complete, Uncensored, Unauthorized Oral History of Buffy The Vampire Slayer & Angel. Two decades after its groundbreaking debut, millions of fans worldwide remain enthralled with the incredible exploits of Joss Whedon’s Buffy Summers, the slayer and feminist icon who saved the world...a lot; as well as Angel, the tortured vampire with a soul who fought against the apocalyptic forces of evil. Now, go behind-the-scenes of these legendary series that ushered in the new Golden Age of Television, with the candid recollections of writers, creators, executives, programmers, critics and cast members. Together they unveil the oftentimes shocking true story of how a failed motion picture became an acclaimed cult television series, how that show became a pawn between two networks, and the spin-off series that was as engaging as everything that came before. This is the amazing true story of Buffy and the friends, vampires, slayers, and demons who changed television forever. The authors talked to almost 100 writers, producers, directors, filmmakers, sociologists and stars from Buffy The Vampire Slayer and Angel in new and vintage interviews from their personal archives, among them: Joss Whedon Guillermo del Toro Felicia Day Anthony Stewart Head Charisma Carpenter James Marsters David Boreanaz Amy Acker J. August Richards Eliza Dushku Christian Kane Julie Benz And More! At the Publisher's request, this title is being sold without Digital Rights Management Software (DRM) applied.

Truly Madly Deadly

Author : Becca Wilcott
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This companion to the wildly popular HBO series True Blood is at once an introductory guide to the first two seasons of the vampire saga and a treasure trove for the legions of true believers who follow the show. Created by Alan Ball, the Oscar-winning writer of American Beauty and creator of HBO's cult ensemble sensation Six Feet Under, True Blood surpassed The Sopranos as the largest-ever audience for a cable show at more than 12.4 million viewers a week. It has revitalized the career of Oscar-winner Anna Paquin and has introduced international audiences to Stephen Moyer, Alexander Skarsgård, and Ryan Kwanten and an extensive, award-winning cast. Exclusive interviews, in-depth biographies of cast members, an episode guide, and behind-the-scenes anecdotes flesh out the fictional characters as well as the actors who inhabit the roles. Some of the underlying themes of the series—such as the politics of race, sexuality, and gender—are explored, and chapters on paranormal phenomena and the literary and cinematic histories of vampires are also included. In addition, this analysis offers an introduction to author Charlaine Harris, whose popular Sookie Stackhouse novels were the inspiration for the television series, as well as a discussion of the role of the fan base and social media in the phenomenal rise of this television sensation.